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yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

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had a couple friends question why I won't make an insta or twitter or tiktok and I wanted to say something semi intelligent about the unique culture and user interaction of this hellsite and unfortunately every salient point went through the car wash of my brain and it came out like

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ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

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In case you didn't hear this today:

- Good morning. - You look beautiful. - Your outfit is hella cute. - Your hair smells good. - Nice butt. - You’re sexy. - Good job. - You’re smart. - Keep going. - Stay strong. - Bon appetit. - You have great music taste. - Your blog is flawless. - I love you. - Good night.

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Me logging onto this website

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think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

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group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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the beach boys were right. it would be nice. [tearing up] it really would be fucking nice

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one of the greatest joys of life is following your pets around all day saying hiiiiiiiii every time you see them

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idk all i see here is an excellent opportunity to troll these people all the way to hell and back

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sources report that santa’s elves have unionized just in time for the holiday season with keebler elves and elves on shelves soon to follow

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Having rewatched Pirates of the Carribean several times, I have noticed something interesting. Will Turner is often the only survivor of massive shipwrecks, like the one that killed his mother or the one with the kraken. Other times even when hes alone he survives drowning in ways he really has no right to, like the destruction of the Interceptor. He just often conveniently finds a perfect sized piece of driftwood or something. Remember what Calypso said? About him having a “touch of destiny?” I think that the sea could never kill him, will always cradle him and protect him, because all along he was destined to be the captain of the Flying Dutchman. The sea could no more kill him than a human could cut off their own arm.