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destroya as the destroying angel mushroom!! (amanita verna) - deadly mushroom do not eat‼️ ALWAYS get a positive id when foraging
yes obvs not a plant, but i couldn't pass this up :) scroll for the actual plant match ↓ ↓ ↓
song suggested by @mcrasflags
𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊⋆˙𓍊₊ ⊹˚𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 𓆏 𓍊𓋼𓍊

tall sock destroyer plant! torilis arvensis
aka the bane of my existence on hikes sometimes (they stick to everything)
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butch elvis vs femme elvis
Woah mama don't you mean butch elvis x femme elvis?
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If tumblr dies for real where do you think people will migrate to?

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NO ALLEGATIONS
I no longer care about gooning. This world disturbs me in other, more deep ways.
Don't fuck with me, boomer.
That's right. I'm here and unmedicated. Though I may be on birth control this does not stop me from pursuing my dreams of a PhD in CLOWN EXTERMINATION
I hate clowns
Clowns are the worst. I fucking hate all of them. Don't see a reason to hide this fact about myself. You insolent swine have been lured in by the trappings of clussy
The only bad gooning is Clooning
That's why I think George Clooney is on a one way train to the gulag detention centers. He's going in the cheesecake mines and never coming out. I don't care if his back breaks. He is the Arch-Clooner, He Who Condensates a Little Cheeky Bit-o-Precum when Viewing Clowns.
Stop looking sexually at clowns
Jesusita christie, George. You're really not making it easy to like your movies. Oh wait, they sucked. Batman and Robin was just some fucking Ayn Rand bioshock architecture slapped on rubber nipples and bad innuendo. At least poison ivy was somewhat hot. That much can be stated. But that movie sucked, George. Fuck off.
George Clooney DNI
George, if you're reading this post, STOP IMMEDIATELY.
To the rest of my followers:
I'm adding clowns, clooners, and george clooney to my DNI. This is your last warning. If you fit this DNI, STOP READING THIS POST IMMEDIATELY.
Thanks
Thanks everyone else for your continued patronage.
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hi. im evelyn goffik nixon fangs lee
if ur a posr or a prep fuk of or ill fukin stab u im not fukin arond
my faverit bands r my chemical romanse, evenesanse, & paramor. if u dnt no who dose r go die in ahole
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day 42 of posting until i meet my chemical romance
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I swear I’m drawing I’m just struggling, yall will be fed I swear.

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The black wolf is an Alexander Archipelago Wolf, the other wolf is either an Interior Alaskan Wolf or a Northwestern Wolf
Both of these wolves are native to Alaska, USA and British Columbia, Canada!
(i’m not quite sure about the brownish wolf’s species so i might be wrong)
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