infinitegossip

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" hello, dolls~ be useful to me and spill the tea."

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rumor has it somi has someone who actually sings her songs for her. guess that makes her the JLo of the kpop world

" all of that effort to be a poser and the music still isn't good. hm. "

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seungho is still making his rounds through the infinite building, i just saw him with jian the other day. has anyone kept count of who he’s seeing each week?

" ooh, at this point we should make a spreadsheet or something. we can call it 'seungho's slut chart'. congratulations, jian ! you're top of the pyramid. "

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dont be bitter babe. go get your man! minseok iS RIGHT THERE. jinnie cant fight

" who's bitter ? it's not my fault that he downgraded. as for ruining my manicure over a fight ? no, thank you. she's irrelevant. "

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i heard yoon got his knees done. its why hes so tall

" . . . that's a new one, but these idols will do anything to get noticed. "

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noah has to be one of the most unsuccessful nepo babies out there. is there anything he's actually good at?

" it took me a minute to place who you were even talking about. but hey, at least he's easy on the eyes. that's good for something. "

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how much do you think jian paid for a botched nose job?

" far too much. he honestly should demand a refund. "

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did you see danbi’s bald spot? she might start a trend as the first bald female idol

" doesn't pregnancy cause baldness ? maybe we should be a little more sympathetic. . . danbi already doesn't know who the father is. "

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" ah, love is in the air. . . i hate it. let's make someone's life miserable today, shall we dolls ? "

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who do you think is going to implode this year?

" isn't someone always imploding ? infinite is full of trainwrecks. if you mean career-wise, i think it would be amusing to see a group like flora deal with a flop comeback. i would say michelle but she's already been releasing duds. "

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not sure minseok has it in him to knock anyone up. he's been real vanilla since he started dating jinnie 🥱

" sigh, so true. how the mighty have fallen. . . none of this would have happen if he had good taste. "

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nari's been seen leaving producer min's studio very late at night. now we know how she got her solo.

" clearly, nepotism runs through her blood. let's see how long things last after the solo releases. something tells me, not for long. "

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danbi and minseok were hiding the other day. i wouldn't rule him out as her baby daddy.

" he was already on the list, doll. just assume he's on every list. speaking of, shouldn't danbi have had the baby by now ? let's vote on if it's a girl or boy~ "

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the braveheart girls aren't passing haneul around, he's fucking yoonah like they used to when the merge happened.

" this is definitely a new development. hm. so many hookups, so little time to untangle them. "

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didn't eden say he's also the father of somis baby? can someone stop this man from spreading his seed everywhere

" of course somi is involved somehow. damn. maybe eden's about to replace minseok as the number one baby daddy at infinite ? "

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overheard seonhwa and eden working on a love song together

" aw. maybe it's a letter to their baby. "

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Yoon kissed Seungho right outside of Infinite.

" ooh~ what kind of kiss are we talking ? i demand details. "