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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers
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And brother there's no place like home
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your opinion on does kidzbop count as censorship?
you know, this has been sitting in my inbox for nearly 4 years and I still don't have an answer
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some Inherent’s work for my portfolio! 🌿🔧
commissions!|kofi
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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on
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seems a little unfair that I’ll never have my portrait made by John Singer Sargent. I would have been really good at it. there’d be just a hint of canny amusement in my gaze toward the viewer and everything
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my roommate got amongus ejected from a polycule a few years back and shes always told the story as "i started argung with one girlfriend so she manipulated my other girlfriend to turn against me." and while i dont know how true to life that version of events is i do greatly enjoy imagining the polycule equivilent of the kings evil advisor whispering in their ear grima wormtongue style. its got a flair to it.
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"poisoning the well" is when you load one of your filler words with syntactic toxin to covertly damage your conversational enemies. variants include "poisoning the like" & "poisoning the um"
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Bedtime stories.
Inspired by Little Red Riding Hood (German, French), Vasilisa the Fair (Russian), Jack and the Beanstalk (English), and The Three Billy Goats Gruff (Norwegian)
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