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courage the cowardly dog is not cowardly because that poor dog will be facing the flayed corpse of god or some shit every episode. courage the reasonably horrified dog

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cooking with trauma

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"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.

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Where do you stand on cats?

do not stand on cats they don’t like it

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dude why do you have The Killer as your emergency contact

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hating is fun but sometimes you see someone only ever be a hater and never a lover and it's like. ok well do you like anything at all or do you only see the world in shades of bad to worse

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I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!! I WANT IT ALL AND NONE OF IT!!!

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Woah mama I'm a shrimp

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“pillows expire after a year” “you need new shoes every 6 months” no thanks. even if that’s true it’s stupid i think i can sleep on a slightly deflated pillow

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i think getting an undergrad degree should come with a free "second try" voucher, where if you want to go get a second different degree from any school because you picked the wrong thing as a 17 year old, its totally free to try again

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i love when cats roll around all cutely and then they look up at you like ₍^. .^₎ umm hi did you notices how cute i just was? did u see?

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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forgetting memories is fucked up but not nearly as fucked up as remembering memories

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DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

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