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Happy Holidays weird girl- I have,,,literally no clue what give to you, but don't trust you to ask what do you want HaHahahahHaha! so hope that this will do. // give her one of his teeth he took just a bit early that day

@sharkfinx

“Uh.”

It’s not like Madoka is really accustomed to receiving gifts of any kind. They'd been  pretty scarce in her childhood, when her family was hiding out from a few... particular dangers their home had encountered, and... when it was just herself, her aunt, and Shuu, the best she’d get were tech scraps for her to dish together and make something of.  ...Not to say she didn’t just get whatever she needed to ‘survive’ or ‘be comfortable’ or whatever. Her remaining family was never poor, just... never there on the big occasions.  It was kinda the same for her as a child, though- but more in terms of a lack of friends to pass gifts to her. It had always just been enough to have one of them around at some point close to a special day.  ...Yuutaro, her little brother, used to try to give her his toys, or give her drawings that he did. Her father never really understood what was appropriate for her back then, either. The pocket knives he tried to offer her just got confiscated by her mother- though he did pass down her signature hairclip as a gift- and there had been that fictional series she ended up hyperfixating on for years. Her mother’s gifts had been more sensible. Practical. A Jumper, socks, shoes. Though, once, Madoka had gotten a computer that the woman’d put together,. It was a pretty amazing gift, given the rarity of the item around their neck of the woods. ...Even now, with more acquaintances, and more dynamics, it feels weird to be given anything traditionally like this. She almost hesitates in taking it, because the concept is so... foreign to her.  Ugh, LAME. Enough emotional DWELLING, right? Lifting the tooth up to the light, she’s tilting her head, observing it in silence for a moment, before jolting her head back to stare at Kisame. Her brows furrow, first in confusion, and then... it actually hits her; what this is. What it’s for. A... gift.

The urge to cry is overwhelming- but it’s quickly covered up with a big, BIG smile. “Ooh? Oh? Ohoh? Well, thankies! Someone musta really liked the

 ~ f i n g e r     s u c k i n g ~           , hm? 

           Don’t be shy! You don’t have to gimmie teeth to lemme know you want more’a this slick tongue-cave.” ---Aaaaaaand deflected! She’s opening her mouth, jokingly.                           “I’ll say ‘aaahh’ for you.                                                                   A a h ! ”

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get u a girl who cant do either

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192? LMFAO THIS DOESN’T INCLUDE NEXT GEN AND MOST OF PARENT GEN VERSE MUSES  EITHER I’M PROBABLY ACTUALLY ON LIKE 220-240 RANGE AT THIS POINT

; went to make a multimuse yesterday and then realised i have over 200 ocs and nobody could manage that, unless i added a ‘RANDOM MUSE’ option for people when they go into the blog

or like a link to quiz that’s like ‘which of shy’s chaotic as muses should you interact with’ or smth 

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; went to make a multimuse yesterday and then realised i have over 200 ocs and nobody could manage that, unless i added a ‘RANDOM MUSE’ option for people when they go into the blog

or like a link to quiz that’s like ‘which of shy’s chaotic as muses should you interact with’ or smth 

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;; omfg ryuuji (madoka’s creepy demon vibe dad) rlly didn’t have to pat her on the head, crawl over to die in her lap and burden her w/ the responsibility of taking care of her little brother who was already dead in her arms but he rlly made the effort for funsies what a king 

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“That was my seventh birthday.             ...Nobody came to my party, so [my family] spent time with me instead.”

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timeline 

 39/y & 19/y Dokes

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HORNY ANGRY TANGO [LINK]

w/ NG Katsuo and Madoka lmfao

      (god that one screencap where i aggressively shaded katsuo in what was i doing)

for @the-shima4ages​

plus: the spouses

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sharkfinx​:

 ◆     He wondered which type of emergency that piece of clothing would help, but gave it out without too much question. Isn’t like it would hurt him anyway. “ What kind of emergency? Is something deeply hurt in need of some merciful killing?”

“Yahoo!” She’s messily tying it on her head, and then striking a pose!                                “A fashion emergency!”                                It’s... very big on her. Also... she’s not very good at tying things.   “Lemme touch your ears! Can I?!”

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foxnined​:

     ❝ What– You don’t want ‘em now? So you gonna throw a tantrum over nothin’ !? ❞

“Haha, sorry I was just distracted cuz’ 

I started thinking about penis! In a jar!”

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foxnined​:

     ❝ Be my guest– I’m definitely gonna pass on the pickles now!❞

“Haha... pickles.”

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Madoka, crying: WHy   ARe THE  ENEMY NINJA  ATTACKING me??? I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING TO THEM WHY ARE THEY TREATING ME LIKE THIS??!

Her Guard: bitch you stole their intel??? were you not PREPARED for this when you accepted a MISSION?

Madoka: I didn’t STEAL it I JUSt  LEARNED IT! IT ISN’T MY FAULT !!! THEY ARE BULLIES AND I AM A VICTIM I DID NOTHING WRONG

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RPing a fandom OC and trying to interact w/ canon characters like

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;; god i really wanna do a compilation of Madokacore Crazy Ex-Girlfriend moments bc Rebecca Bunch and her are on the same hellplanet i s2g

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for so many years, I've used the darkness to feel.

but now there are things in my life that are actually real.

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Rachel and Scott doing “Let’s Have Intercourse” at Rachel’s 10/23 show in Dallas.

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voidmywarranty​:

        Knowing her it really COULD have been some awful emergency, so he’s relieved, but–!

       “Seriously?”

                                                         ಠ_ಠ

          EXACTLY! The fact that she ends up in emergency situations so often is exactly why she will ALWAYS be able to fool someone into coming over.

        “& normal robosex is just plain ol’ ‘screwing’.”

                                                            ≖‿≖