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RANDOM CEEAMB LOVE ♡ @consultingsister 

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@consultingsister​  said  :  he’s a petty man who bears grudges, and this is precisely the kind of behaviour i expect from him.

❝  THIS  ,  ON  THE  HEELS  OF  ACCEPTING  TO  GO  TO  DINNER  WITH  HIM  ?  ❞   she  bats  her  blue  eyes  at  cecelia  ,  not  only  attempting  to  wrap  her  mind  around  her  logic  ,  but  her  own  ability  to  —-  after  all  this  time  —  still  be  surprised  .  not  only  mildly  ;  fully  and  unrestrained  in  her  disapproval  ,  brows  catching  in  a  knit  .  ❝   i’m  sorry  that  you  have  no  self  -  respect  but  the  sex  cannot  be  that  good  .  ❞

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TRY  AS  THEY  MIGHT  TO  BE  THE  twenty -  first  century women  they’d  promised to  raise  their daughters  as  , the  whores  of  eastwick   (  as  they  were so  lovingly  dubbed  )  had  failed   at the  basest  of endurance  tests  ——  to exist  independently  .   untethered ,  unmoored  , loose  strands  in the  fabric  of society  .  where ,  exactly  , their  career  - driven  lives  had  assumed  the  motifs  of a  romantic  comedy remained  pitifully  unclear . it  would  be  funny  ,  if  it  weren’t  so  fucking  mortifying               ( words by @ingeanue , a coming home gift for @vivavirginia  ft.  @consultingsister )

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amb’s boyfriends:  when  do  i  get  to  meet  those  friends  you’re  always  talking  about? amb  knowing  cee  has  slept  with  many  of  her  bfs:

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call out post for The (very scientific) Who’s-Doing-Who List, including @athenawrought @donsjuans @strawpolls @multamusae @holmescouture @blessedmcther @norulcs @vicipedias @embittvred created by @athenawrought & @consultingsister for their own entertainment and with best intentions, so apologies for any mistakes made or people missed out. Multiple verses and AU’s included, enjoy and judge! 

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6 years of ambrosia reynolds <3

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hey ...

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imagine how diff amb would have been if I had known about phoebe bridgers when I was developing her LMAO 

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was no one going to tell me my account had been hacked 😭😭 what's all these raybands ads

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newsworth​:

@ingeanue​   liked. 

     “   there’s no delicate way to say this ,     so i’m going to be incredibly cruel ,   “   to chris’s credit he remained composed ,   and had throughout the length and gall of ambrosia’s admission from his perfectly steady-tempered albeit dumbfounded posture in the corner of the couch where a barista arrived with a smile to place his coffee in his hand.   steady-tempered ,   but not all impassive.   ‘ i understand that men have certain needs , ‘    had sent his priorly pinched brows shooting out of their confusion up his forehead as if they had been intending to hide somewhere in his hairline.   ‘ but i would appreciate it if this were strictly a platonic relationship. ‘

     his hands came together in something of a chapel ,    but he didn’t seem to know what to do with them.   the spire collapsed as he laced his fingers and placed his chin on top of his knuckles.   “   but ,   first.  ambrosia.   “   there was a sickly likeness to affection in the way he said her name ,    but it more resembled the condescension that he hadn’t used in her presence since this friendship of theirs had really come into its own.   “   i need you to look me in the eye and tell me that you understand that we are not in the fourth grade.   “

       ‘incredibly cruel’ is a delicate way to package what feels like––for a woman who sheds a tear over ‘could be better,’––an axe to her spine, cleaving at the ego she wears upon her sleeve. instinctively, ambrosia’s nose furls into a display of distaste, hand withdrawing from where it had been placed atop the table, nestled around a latte that had since grown lukewarm. her shoulders slant rigidly, nails forming half-moons in the smooth, milky underbelly of her palms. if her understanding served, she could only gather that chris brady had not, in fact, covertly harbored sentimental pangs of romance for her. in the absence of wanting to be with her, that could only mean he enjoyed her company, her personality and whip-cracking wit, which she found ever more unfathomable, since she had also resolved herself to accept she was perceived as being rather obnoxious. 

with an incline of her head, her jaw pries open––though only an anxious tuft of breath eludes her, something ensnared between a sigh and gasp. “clearly. you’re closer to matriculating into a nursing home than a classroom.” words tumble, cheeks flushed: her fingers find the nape of her neck and entangle nervously. as she glances down, her brows shoot up, nesting in the arc of her hairline. “which is exactly why i wanted to clarify, if you did, that i won’t tolerate it. unusual as it may be, this is firmly camaraderie.” she deems herself irreligious; no benevolent god would send her this deep into the trenches of embarrassment without a shovel. “if there was anything you wanted to say, though, feel free.” 

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not to get all weepy on here but i miss my memories with amb and how chill tumblr rp was back in like, 2016. no aesthetic no direction just memes and good threads. and everyone calling her a rat and having ships that made my heart explode and all those chatzy nights where we’d have one big friend group. yeah. 

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These 🌹💐🌹💐💐🌸🌺🌹🌺🌷🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌹💐🍫🍫🌹🌺🌸🌷🍫💐🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌷🌷🌺🌸🌷🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌹🌷🌺🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌷💐🌸💐💐🌺🌹🌸💐🌸🌹🍫🍫🌺🌷🌹🍫🍫🍫 💐🌷r for my mutuals on this valentines day <3

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I was right.

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Im allergic to hookup culture and too weird to participate anyway. Die in my arms.