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See also- when you live on a farm under attack and your neighbor who is at triple onyx on several badges ' lets you have a chance at ap'.... While you're at work.

And the enlightened kill it all. And you have no bursters.

There is no ap to take.

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What it’s like to start playing Ingress

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What it’s like to start playing Ingress

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I SAID WAIT. I SAID WAIT I NEED TO EXPLAIN. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SPAM A BUTTON WHILE I SAID WAIT.

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Yep. That happens.

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How to explain your sudden urge to be across town from every place you're ever hung out.

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this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

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Explaining yourself... And failing. Cuz that report has little to do with real ingress playing as I know it.

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Ingress Problem #133

Friends joining the enemy Faction and wanting help from you.

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I tend to say knock down. Like 'i gotta knock that church down'... Still bad, but no 'keyword'. What stories do you have of accidentally sounding terroristic?

Ingress Problem #127

Casually describing using a XMP Burster as ‘setting off a bomb’ or 'blowing it up’ in front of non-players.

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Dead out...

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Family sues PETA for $9 Million for stealing, killing their dog

Maya was a family-owned, healthy Chihuaua. PETA members were filmed stealing Maya from private property, which they denied until they were told they were filmed. After the family called asking about where their pet was, PETA delivered them a gift basket and told them that Maya was dead. 

The family is now suing PETA for trespassing and emotional distress. Wilber Zarate, Maya’s owner, writes in the lawsuit that after learning of Maya’s death, his daughter cried for weeks and lost sleep and weight. 

It is illegal in the state of Virginia for a shelter to kill an animal that comes to them without waiting five days, and PETA was fined $500 for doing so. The day of the incident, PETA also took in other animals from the same park that may or may not have been stolen, including kittens, a lab mix, a puppy, and another chihuahua. These animals were also killed the same day, without effort to find homes for them. Multiple accounts of current and former PETA workers describe that the organization routinely kills healthy animals, including 97.5% of the animals they take in. Sometimes animals are killed in the back of PETA vans, before even making it to the shelter. “Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved,” PETA CEO Ingrid Newkirk said at a press conference.

Four months after the incident with Maya, PETA responded. Even though the thieves knew the park well and had personally met with Maya and her owners, they claim that they didn’t realize the dog was owned.

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I ended up screaming cuss words last night because I missed a dot on harmony. HARMONY. That one is easy!

What's your worst hack fail?

Ingress Problem #134

Making a mistake during an easy set of glyphs.

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