💐26 | capricorn | she/her 💐hi my name is caylee and i'm polysexual 💐i also love inigo too much for my own good 💐I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LET HIM DANCE 💐 comm status: OPEN!
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i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

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As a farmer.. homie thinking he is hot shit for hauling ONE BALE is so fucking funny let me put a rack on the back of my 02 dodge and i can haul fuckin 10 bales without needing the headers
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“starry night” this, “café terrace at night” that, when are we going to talk about “two rats” by vincent van gogh?

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you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first
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you weren't there when this very notorious angry birds porn incident happened
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I still think one of the funniest experiences of my life was watching American Psycho with my sister and afterwards we both went "okay. Lets do something more lighthearted now" and put on the dubbed version of Howl's Moving Castle and we both lost our minds when we heard Howl start talking
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Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation
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“cmere boy”
*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*
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