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*makes a jerking off motion every time someone with authority talks*
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——- of course he’d noticed. it’s getting harder and harder to pull one over on someone who knew all the tricks. especially after she fooled him one too many times with the doe eyes. ❛ i don’t have it. maybe — and i’m just making an assumption but maybe you lost your money and card. did you try looking at the last place you robbed ? maybe it’s in a parking lot. i can help you look if you want. ❜
OF COUSE HE NOTICED ! ever since he started to have her around , he’d make a point of counting his money and checking the things he cared about / held any sort of value . ❛ you think i carry a wallet at places i rob ? do you think i’m stupid ? ❜ people always lost their wallets doing robbery : not good business . ❛ give it back now , and i’ll buy you dinner at the fancy place you’ve been talking about for months on end . ❜
#twinwitched#seth: I FUCKING WONDER W H Y?#also seth: i'm gonna admire u#but only silently#bc he'll never live it down if he actuallY TELLS HER#SHE IS MAKING EVERYTHING SO HARD ICB
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* kimberly taylor.
❛ it’s not my fault you’re such an easy lift — besides, i gave it back, didn’t i ? i could’ve kept it. ❜
❛ sure jan . ❜ checking the wallet : annoyance wash across features while looking up at her . ❛ give back my money . and card . ❜
#HE IS SUCH A MEME#and he should be Nice and take her out to eat#maybe it'll be a treat once shE STOP STEALING HIS STUFF#he ain't rich all the time#twinwitched
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@twinwitched ! ❛ stop touching my shit , kim . ❜
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Phoebe Tonkin for Free People (2016)
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fangirl challenge - [1/10] male characters: seth gecko
At this moment, right now, I’m nobody, but in 3.2 seconds I can be any number of people. I can be Mr. Switzerland. Gets along with all the other nations around him, keeps good time, makes fine chocolate. Now, Mr. Switzerland would politely take receipt of the aforementioned monies and be on his way. I can be him. Or I can be Mr. North Korea. And I think you know what I mean when I say Mr. North Korea.
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* isabelle lightwood.
“ oh , please ! you know i’m much better than ‘ not that bad ’. ”
❛ yeah . . . you are quite the woman . ❜
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* siobhan madden.
❛ ———- if i wanted to use a dictionary for anything, i’d go back to high school. ❜ nonchalant tone, impassive by his touch of sarcasm. ❛ besides, i’d rather make other things rise up than words from a page, ❜ there really is no filter or a sense of boundary with her. she is a girl who speaks her mind and whats on it in that moment whatever it might be. ❛ but thanks for the tip. ❜
❛ maybe you should . ❜ anything to get her out of his hair really . sinking back in the couch while eyes roll skyward & he tries to stay impassive but the annoyance is hard to wash away . ❛ cute . that a pick - up line of yours ? ❜
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"I can't sleep."
❛ what do you want me to do ? knock you out ? ❜
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* allison argent.
❝ i can take care of myself . now do you want my help or not ? ❞
❛ would certainly hope so . and not as much want your help as we need it . ❜
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* wynter rhymes.
there’s a pause, attention shifts following inquisitive brim. expression casually flickers and melts into blatant curiosity. ❛ —— are you tryin’ to divert me because now .. i wanna know. reverse psychology or not .. the rumors true ? you two are .. geckos ? ❜
❛ well if the rumors say we are : it’s got to be true . ❜ hint of a wry smirk on his lips while eyes narrow down to his hands : thumbs rubbing against bruised knuckles . ❛ who’s saying that anyways ? ❜ translation : are they drawing too much heat / is it someone here who knows them ?
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* cora hale.
“ cool motive , still murder. ” @inkedgecko ♥’d !
❛ still motive . ❜
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* isabelle lightwood.
“ but ! half angels are quite good , aren’t we ? ”
❛ can’t speak for all of you , but you’re not that bad . ❜
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‘are you decent?’ not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking
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