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confessions of a rotten pig

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pigman tasteful pinup

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there is literally nothing less interesting in a conversation than someone talking about some random mundane thing they did with their partner. "we held hands last night and it took him 4 minutes to notice lol!" who asked

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i'm jax and i'm ready to fuck sigma slow

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i don't hate calf1sh but people going crazy over "the 2 characters we ship have finally seen each other in canon" gets to me

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"i know but" someone's pants are on fire...

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once craig was like "you need to learn to live off the land in case of emergencies..." so he took me foraging and i nearly ate hemlock

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this is how I would be commenting everywhere if I was a 37yo bald man

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I hate when I accidentally get a boner while I'm just scrolling normally and it makes me grow claws and turns my sclera yellow and now I have to lurk around a street corner and grab random passerbye and drag them into an inescapable hole

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in octo valley if you don't save the world as a 14 year old they kill you

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i had to post this here i need it on my blog

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she looks like if you brought an open flame too close to her skin she'd start melting

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when i hear therese the song i think she's saying "it's just tourettes"

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˹🛟˼ Ripley ˚ he . they ︵🐛

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straight men making sexy monster woman design and its just a human woman with black eyes and sharp ears