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He was a goth

And they were all preps

Can I make it more obvious?  

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wooloos wish 

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I enjoy that Breath of the Wild has a thermometer because it allows me to know with precision that I’m making Link walk through -17 degree farenheit weather just so if I can see if there’s anything on the top of the mountain. There was not. I also enjoy that Zelda pops into my head to tell me whenever the blood moon arrives because it shows that she can contact me, she is aware of the passage of time, and she would like to inform Link that another month has passed, should Link care to come down from the mountain and please kill Ganon at some point.

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I find I’m quite taken with the image of Link that we get in Breath of the Wild; i.e., that of someone who’s sensitive, compassionate, a bit easily startled, compelled to pet every dog he meets, yet at the same time the sort of person who will quite willingly paraglide off a mountainside - naked, screaming and possibly on fire - in order to get the drop on an enemy many times his size, rip its arm off, beat said enemy to death with said arm, then hang onto it just in case he runs into anything else that seems to be in need of a good arming.

Link is a complex man, is what I’m saying.

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Be proud of who you’ve evolved into! Happy Pride!!!

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opal is fucking terrifying

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*Arrives 15 mins late to own destiny with impeccable fashion*

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I'm glad priorities are in order

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I’m trying to play botw without looking up stuff for it. I don’t really know how many hearts it takes to get the master sword. It definitely takes more than I have…

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POV: You are playing cringe fetch with your fail Bisharp and then Dusclops kills you

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Special artwork for Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX!

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Official artwork for Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX

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pmd stans come get your juice

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I will say this in SWSH’s defense: I truly never understood “don’t go into the tall grass” until a pokemon twice my size started chasing me and immediately proved to be faster than I could run

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Everyone in SWSH is a fucking idiot, and honestly we stan!

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leon pokemon got skinny arms but big tiddies whats his secret