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rewatching s4 umbrella academy cast interviews again to feel something and i can’t get over the fact that the entire video of them reading fan theories was them just saying “wow that’s a great idea!!” “woah we should hire you to write next time!!” “hey we should’ve reached out to the fans to write the show!!”
dear tua cast: i love you so much and im so sorry season 4 had to be written so terribly that even YOU guys are saying the fans could’ve done a better job 💀
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David about the finale:
"I don't think a lot of people are going to be happy with it."
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david castañeda’s face as robert sheehan talks will never not be funny. come on. look at him.



he is in a state of pure confusion from the very moment rob’s mouth opens and continues to remain in that state of confusion until he’s finished talking again
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They keep making fat jokes about Diego (which I already don't like because of the fatphobia of it all. The guy has 3 kids and works as a delivery driver, of course he's not fucking ripped anymore)
But David Castañeda looks....exactly the same as every other season, so it literally makes no sense?
Edit: AND THEN HE TAKES OF HIS SHIRT LATER AND HE'S LITERALLY SUPERHERO RIPPED SO WTF WAS THAT EVEN ABOUT?!
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the tragedy of the umbrella academy is that we were given characters that were beautiful and broken and we loved them as our own because they were worthy of love and it ended by erasing them out of existence and essentially saying “the abuse you suffered makes you the problem. the world would be better off without you ever having existed.” and isn’t that just a kick in the balls?
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This chapter wants to end so badly. But we keep on flipping backwards and rereading this last page. I don’t know yet what I’m still not understanding.
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WHY DID STEVE NOT AGREE WITH ROBERT TO MAKE KLAUS MORE FEMININE AND KEEP HIS GUYLINER. HE WOULD HAVE ATE SO HARD




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how the TUA actors must’ve been reading that fuck ass script

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I feel bad for Gerard way rn., like IMAGINE you work upwards of 18 years crafting and ensuring that your comic gets on the big screen, only for fucking Steve Blackman to nerf you with the most atrociously out of character, plotless, anger inducing writing to ever grace Netflix minus the select few in the LAST FUCKING SEASON. Steve Blackman trust you will be dealt with, GERARD WAY IM SO SORRY
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As I’m trying to come to terms with whatever the fuck that was, I’ve decided that:
Seasons 1 and 2 are peak. Absolute masterpieces. Canon.
Season 3 can be taken or left. Has its moments, but overall not as good as the first two. Canon, but only if you want it to be.
Season 4 is a fucking crack fic written at 2am that the author rereads at a later date and decides to delete. Absolutely not canon.
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