*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*
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tired of being brave about things i will now be openly pathetic
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It's fine, it was in a wrapper!
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Collect a Tiny Guy and Put Him in Peril.
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intense mosh pit going on at the punk concert and I'm standing in the center dancing like a peanuts character completely untouched as the crowd rages around me
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*gives Dapper some train-shaped gummy candy*
he takes a moment to admire the shape of the candy. && then he shoves a HANDFUL into his mouth. ( happily devouring the gummies. )
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That's a lie. Dapper, you are one of the cutest lil fellas on the entire planet, like a tiny baby kitten
he looks down at the floor && kicks his feet. ( aw shucks. ) the compliment has him a tinge flustered. his cheeks darkening with the beginning of a blush. ( he's never been told that they were the cutest before. ) they nervously sign a THANK YOU without looking up.
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compels you to experience emotions which you lack the vocabulary to describe
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i need safe warm cozy bed 18 hours a day thanks so much hope you understand
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wailing because of. The fucking difficulty
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didnt getd tucked into bed so ive died unfortunatley
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this blog is for directionally challenged people only btw. none of that βi know how to get thereβ stuff. where are my bitches who donβt know where they are at any given moment
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btw they just passed a law that said itβs illegal not to treat me really niceys
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βgoing soft?β
literally made in 5 min donβt question how bad it looks
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There might be a loop somewhere in time where Joey wasn't as sneaky about building living cartoons so people were just disappointed instead of shocked.
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