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well. it’s the middle of june. and one could say we’re in a heatwave.
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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so fucking annoying when im trying to search up information on insects on the internet and I get twenty million links to local pest control websites. Trying to search the effects of copper sulphate (CuSO4) on roaches and other insects since its commonly used in a lot of invertebrate pet food and all the search results are "oh you need roaches exterminated? stinky stinky roach? poopy roach in your home? roaches EVERYWHERE in your house? yes? you give us money for roach traps that your dog could easily ingest BUY NOW? top ten ways to exterminate roaches DIY? CLICK HERE to smoke bomb your home and kill roaches?"
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(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.
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one william dollars isnt even that much money anymore due to the flation
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Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money
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