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Β Β βΒ HOME IS LIKE A SMILE YOU SEE IN A PHOTOGRAPH.Β β
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i am doing... a bad thing...
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Are you the writer of Monachopsis? It's fantastic
yep, thatβs me! that storyβs been my baby for four years now, so thank you very much !! ^^
#β :: ππππ πππππ πππ'π πππππππππππ ( ooc. )#anonymous#[[ this was so sweet rly thank you ]]#[[ ...though if you're reading it on ao3 i#should point out it's on hold while i a) fix some things in the earlier chapters and#b) evaluate whether it's worth scrubbing the serial numbers and aiming to publish ]]#[[ :D ]]
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coeurresonne replied to your post: coeurresonne replied to your post: ...
I LITERALLY ADOPTED HER BY MAKING A BLOG BEFOFE SHATTERADOPTED HER SO ((((((((((((((((:
[ shatter voice ] MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD,,,
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coeurresonne replied to your post: UK HATTER IS A PRECIOUS DARLING BBY AND I LOVE HER...
SORRY I ALREADY ADOPTED HER
okay missΒ βi set up a blog based solely on a snippet of one song and some reviewsβ BUT SHATTER IS STILL GOING TO ADOPT HER
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jefferson.

βYouβre like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.β The comment comes unprompted, but is spoken with the utmost solemnity as though he truly means this. Of course, the smirk curling lips indicates anything but sincerity. He canβt keep himself from doing it, though. If you canβt use terrible pick-up lines on this day then when can you?Β
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β βΒ @inlookingglassΒ Β β STARTER CALL
βAnd youβre like a cat: very bad at metaphors.β AΒ pause, and a lofty toss of her head, and then she adds gravely,Β βIf Iβm any sort of sweet at all, Iβm a jam tartββββbitter beneath the sugar, and usually quite poisonous. ...And, for your information, Iβm not βhalf nuts,β Iβm entirely mad.Β Thatβs how it works.β
#conflictingrealities#β :: ππππππ πππππππ ( hatter. )#( verse tbd. )#π’ :: πππππππππ
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UK HATTER IS A PRECIOUS DARLING BBY AND I LOVE HER HOLY SHIT
#β :: ππππ πππππ πππ'π πππππππππππ ( ooc. )#[[ shatter is like LET ME ADOPT HER ]]
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lies down
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witch.
Cora realized, a little later than she would choose to admit, that the girl already hadΒ whatever it was she needed to cast some sort of spell. This was not a use of ink that Cora had encountered in all her years. Typically spells were written on scrolls, in books, to be utilized outside of oneself. This was clearly something different.
For a moment she realized she may have been hasty in burning the book- there may have been knowledge in there of power she did not have, power she could later use. But she had chosen to make this girl an enemy rather than an ally, and it was far too late to change course now.Β
Besides, a challenge had been issued. The girl seemed to think Cora could not stop her, and that ignorance must be corrected. Cora narrowed her eyes, accepting the challenge. There was a tree across the street- its branches would do just fine. Cora didnβt say a word as the bark began to move, stretching outwards towards the girl. She smiled, and waited a moment.Β
When the branches had nearly reached their target, she chose to speak.
βOh, but that isnβt nearlyΒ as much fun,β Cora said as the wooden bindings reached their target, wrapping tightly around the girlβs ankles and wrists. With a clench of her own fist, the branches strengthened their grip, splinters piercing skin.
βDonβt make me hurt you, dear,β Cora sneered, tone dripping with honeyed sarcasm. βI would soΒ hate to do you harm.β
A hiss escaped between Hatterβs teeth as branches wound around her limbs. Her fist closed convulsively around the tuning fork, muffling its sound and quieting the vibrations in her head. If her captor came just a few steps closer, if Hatter could throw the tuning fork against the sidewalk with sufficient forceβ¦ Oh, sheβd teach the witch a thing or two about doing harm.
But the distance was wrong and the branches held her fast, no matter how defiantly she struggled against them. Stronger than the creeping vines of a tulgey treeβalthough their bark has nothing on the tulgey vineβs teeth.
Panting, heart slamming in her chest, Hatter went still for a moment, considering her options. She might be able to move swiftly enough to wrench her legs out of their boots, and with feet planted on solid ground, rip her arms free⦠But the witch would surely catch her again.
Neutralize the magic first, then. She yanked her left arm. against the restraints, grimacing as the bark scraped against her bare skin. Ink was the Protocolβs preferred conduit, but blood would serve in a pinch, and if she could reach into the magic animating the branches and cut the lines of intentβ¦ Well, in theory the branches would simply collapse.
ββ¦You know,β she said, grunting as she yanked against the branches again,Β βIβve killed bandersnatches with my bare hands. Iβve faced down monsters the likes of which you could only dream of,Β and Iβve interceded with the Queen of Hearts on behalf of traitors.βΒ Hatter can feel skin beginning to tear around the worst splinters. Almost there.Β βYou donβt frighten me.β
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ππππ ππππ πππ ( ic. )#[[ it pretty much does#bc while she can randomly scramble stuff at range#doing any detail work at all requires physical contact. so. ]]#[[ also! i'm comfortable w/ heart-taking if it goes that direction#hatter is... technically a construct who can't be killed until after her creator (ie alice) is dead but#taking her heart and hurting her with it / ordering her to do stuff would work fine i think. ]]
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like look at this crap.Β

LOOK AT IT.

what the fuck
IF I HAVE TO SUFFER SO MUST YOUΒ

if my suspicion is correct and thatβs fucking morris lurking in the background with BUNNY EARS on his head i will personally hunt down grace smart and punch her in the face
and itβs 2k17 can we STOP PUTTING ALICE IN UGLY BLUE SMOCKS
the costumes for uk!wonderland are so⦠bad.
likeΒ βthis looks like a half-assed high school productionβ bad
likeΒ βhas grace smart ever heard of texture? or thematic coherence?β bad
likeΒ βiβm not expecting hilferty but could you at least tryβ bad
#β :: ππππ πππππ πππ'π πππππππππππ ( ooc. )#[[ AND WHY!#IS!#ALICE!#WHITE! ]]
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the costumes for uk!wonderland are so... bad.
likeΒ βthis looks like a half-assed high school productionβ bad
likeΒ βhas grace smart ever heard of texture? or thematic coherence?β bad
likeΒ βiβm not expecting hilferty but could you at least tryβ bad
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carmilla.

| Β Β & β½ Β πΎ Β βΎ not exactly Β a fan of the unfamiliar.Β considering century Β Β after centuryΒ had been spent learning the waysΒ of the world & itsβ inhabitants, Β lore told of more Β but barely showed it. Β Β Β Β β well someone spent wayΒ Β Β too much time with theirΒ Β Β sewing machine today β-Β βΒ
Β Β Β Β β and someone has no Β Β Β appreciation for craft. β
a glare. Β no such thing as too much time with a machine Β β Β at least notΒ until the eyes get blurry. Β & anyway, the hat Β Β ( returned now to her head with an irate flourish ) Β is hand-sewn.
Β Β Β β perhaps iβll turn you into Β Β Β a hat next, hm? teach you Β Β Β the real value of millinery art. β
#inexactexpiration#β :: ππππππ πππππππ ( hatter. )#( verse tbd. )#π’ :: πππππππππ
ππππ ππππ πππ ( ic. )#[[ welp. this escalated real fast. ]]
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rod.
Β Β Β Β Β an agonized hissββ hands fly to his ears, to protect from the ASSAULT, but the damage is done. it is far too late & he feels much more than the simple two letter word should make him feel. face twists, the resounding THRUMMING in his ears.
( why do people not understand the beauty of a WHISPER ? )
Β Β Β Β Β β pardon me, i didnβt mean to offend ? β Β itβs phrased as a question, though he doesnβt intend it: heβs just not sure WHAT he did wrong. but if itβll prevent another shout, heβll apologize a hundred more times.
Β Β Β Β Β β whether you MEANT or DIDNβT MEAN is irrelevant. you DID !Β β Β morris makes no effort to lower his voice; he, unlike this blithering fool, has no qualms about causing offense. &Β shouting is a good, comfortable volume, one he wonβt easily relinquish.
Β Β Β Β Β he leans closer and adds, in triumphant tones, Β Β β and, if you really DIDNβT MEAN to offend, you wouldnβt have said anything in the first place ! Β so THERE.Β β
#coeurresonne#β :: πππππππππππ πππππππ ( morris. )#( post decree tag tba. )#π’ :: πππππππππ
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cora.
Cora scoffed, rolling her eyes. There was no alternativeΒ to a fact. Someoneβs misconception of an event did not make it true.Β βAnd if I told you I thought I was a purple elephant with silver wings, would that make it true simply because I believed it? Donβt be ridiculous.β
A lie was a lie, and to believe otherwise was utter nonsense. Though Cora knew damn well it was fruitless to argue with a Wonderlander. The whole lot of them were out of their stupid little minds.Β

βYouβre entirely mad, though I suppose you know that. You people are very easy for a despot to control. I suppose youβd believe what ever lies some tyrant spouted at you, wouldnβt you? Perhaps a ruler would shout that thousandsΒ had come to praise them, when in reality it was a small circle of loyalists. But that wouldnβt matter to you, would it? Youβd still believe the lie. That, my dear, is madness.β
βPurple elephants donβt exist,β Hatter said, grinning.Β βBut you can believe anything you like, soββββif you were adamant about thinking yourself to be a purple elephant, winged or otherwiseββββI might have to believe that you believed, in spite of evidence to the contrary, that you were one after all.β
It was a matter of logic, not madness. Hatter couldnβt understand what was so difficult about it; people believed plenty of things without any factual basis, and when people claimed to believe in something, it saved a lot of time and effort to simply take them at their word. Each person was a master on the subject of their own mind, after all.
βOur Queen of Hearts never lied; she was far too stupid. If she said thousands had turned out to sing her praises, we all understood it to mean that she was a very poor mathematician. Meanwhile if I wanted to claim attendances in the thousands, I wouldβve taken whatever steps were necessary to ensure that there were thousands of people in the first place. Not that I would haveββββhalf the allure of the Tea Party was its exclusivity.β
#sxmethingbreaking#β :: ππππππ πππππππ ( hatter. )#β :: πππππ'π ππππ πππππ πππ
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i look like an actual skeleton jesus
tonight iβm finally gonna seeΒ the zombie film i was in last year
&Β apparently i am Β β really scary β
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i showed up but the sound mix is wrong so you can't hear my dialogue i am outraged
tonight iβm finally gonna seeΒ the zombie film i was in last year
&Β apparently i am Β β really scary β
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update: this is TRIPPY AS FUCK
tonight iβm finally gonna seeΒ the zombie film i was in last year
&Β apparently i am Β β really scary β
#β :: ππππ πππππ πππ'π πππππππππππ ( ooc. )#[[ i haven't shown up yet]]
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