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others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

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listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

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Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are officially the cutest fuckin’ girlfriends to ever exist

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reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

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i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

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spider-man 2 is seriously the best movie

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A representation of my thought process at all times

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Avengers AU - If Tony was Peter’s biological father

Tony is super protective of his son. And Peter, inspired by his dad, becomes Spiderman anyway (his dad and his Uncle Rhodey figure him out in a second though).

My other Avengers AUs

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The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

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Everyone who reblogs this before Nov 5 gets a doodle based off their blog url. Probably. Don’t reblog after Nov 5!

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a small collection of irondad and spiderson posts on robert downey jr.’s facebook