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CUNO - "An *artist*?" He pushes his chest out. "Maybe I *am* an artist? You hear that everyone, I'm a fucking *artist* now."

RHETORIC - Did he just say *I*? Cuno usually calls Cuno Cuno.

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It's been 4 years since I've started making oil paintings! Here's the comparsion of my Patchoulis

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thank you wwi

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For your reading pleasure: an iNaturalist forum thread about how dandelion taxonomy is so fucked up that no researcher wants to even touch it

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CHIMERA (teto,miku,rei fanart)

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BH

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Walking around the city and punching people til they die cus its fridayyy

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kind of crazy how they drop this bar like 20 minutes into the game. let me get up let me get uppp

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Interesting tidbits from the 1986 Journey to the West (almost forty years ago now

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some digital stickers i made with blender a few years ago feel free to use them as a pfp or whatever you want lol (except for commercial use)

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my friend who is a girl said im very beautiful so this means i dont need to die anymore

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I started making a little sign to promote our summer reading program at work but then stopped because I was informed that we already had promotional stuff in place. do you all like this little airplane freak I made. he's frankensteined from 3 separate images with the canva pen tool holding his visage together like surgical sutures.

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well, my liege, if you seek power, i hear love is one of the most powerful things in the world...so maybe you need only fall in love...*flutters my eyelashes cutely*

oh. lady tedryn the gallant? no, no, that's fine. she's a perfectly fine knight for this, i guess. i was just kind of hoping maybe you would choose a different knight. but that's fine, i suppose. well i hope it goes well. i'm just gonna go back to the training yard to do some practice. so if you see anything on my face later it's definitely sweat. ok. bye. good luck.

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Severance is a cool show. Because, like. What if you knew nothing. No context. No idea who you are. No history. And, of course, you are scared, but you can’t leave unless you get permission from someone— the person who put you here— someone who will never listen. Someone who makes all the decisions, who says “I’m a grown-up person and you’re not.” And you’re naive and lonely, but at least there’s other people in the same boat as you. Someone, just been there slightly longer, is trying to shield you, trying to protect you, taking responsibility and taking on punishment they “can handle and grow from.”

Like. Oh yeah. I recognize this one. Someone else dresses you. Someone else feeds you. Someone else, who's just like you, but they get everything. The little toys and the waffle party. Helly is desperate and suicidal, but she still has to go to school work. You have to do work that doesn't make sense, but you'll understand eventually. The meaningless, manufactured rivalry between departments. The rumors??? “they have larvae that eat them?” “I’m livestock grown for food” “I’m a bodybuilder who has loads of girlfriends, but you don’t know them they go to a different school?” Punishment in the form of apologizing over and over, having to use all the right words, until you are believed. Endless hallways. Scary authority figures. "Are you mad at me?" Religion being the only type of media you see, until you read some shitty book that changes your life. Confusing, sudden camping trips that are supposed to fix you. Condescension. The words "innie" and "outie" are brought up multiple times as infantilizing. Of course his innie's voice is higher pitched????

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draw me like one of your french girls