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Ask my muse for a favor:

"I need a place to spend the night."

"Can I come over and use your shower?"

"I need you to buy me a pregnancy test."

"Will you come bail me out of jail?"

"My basement flooded, wanna lend me a hand cleaning up?"

"Can you come over and help me study for this test?"

"Pick me up something to eat on your way over?"

"I need a ride to work tomorrow."

"Help me clean my house?"

"Can you watch my dog for me this weekend?"

"Do you have a jacket I can borrow?

"I need some condoms and a leaf-blower, can you bring them over ASAP?"

"I need you to be my date this Friday night."

"Can you come pick me up?"

"Lend me $500?"

"Can I borrow your car?"

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⏩ 🎇 { hxkorii }

     ❝ Hey, STUPID FACE !

         Wanna help me beat Sting up ?

         He's talking shit about my ass, AGAIN. ❞

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"I feel like i'm in a nightmare."

       ❝ Snap out of it, man, you gotta force yourself to think on the brighter side of things. And if the situation is really that bad, I’ve got your back. ❞ 

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     If there was anything that Natsu HATED more than Gray and vehicles it was having to do math. She recently damaged an office building where a bank operated. Due to not being able to pay them and refusing to give them her emergency food money, they were forcing her to help the bank tellers.

     What did she know about math or banks? Absolutely nothing! So the GRUMPY dragon slayer sat through the day attempting to help customers with their deposits. After the last customer walked away AGGRAVATED, she sighed. It would be the company’s fault if she messed up. They’re the ones the thought it would be a GREAT idea to put her and money in the same room.

       ❝ Next ? ❞

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⏩ 🎇 { procursuscanis, x }

       ❝ You don't have to be so MEAN

          - what if I just came to have a cup of tea ? ❞

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[Be here tomorrow so we can continue this xD I'm off to sleep though. Good night~ :3]

{ alright, good night 8D tbh this is the first thread in a long time that I’ve been really excited about. }

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Reblog if you're a Multishipper

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🔥 ASSHOLE 🔥

Word spread and arrived unusually fast. Another bar fight, though the oddity this time around, was the involvement of magic. Moreover, not just regular magic, that would have triggered a division commander to arrive at the place; no, this one was a famous one. A mage the commander had been waiting to meet face-to-face for a fairly long time; and with solid evidence of her guilt, hell would freeze over if he was going to let her run away.

The awfully detested, number one destructive Fairy Tail mage, Natsu Dragneel.

He jumped straight at the opportunity, naturally. And in no time, they already arrived by the scene.

“-There she is!!-” Calls of the soldiers; successfully spotted the pink-haired Dragon Slayer as she attempted her escape; cutting her path. “-Don’t let her get away!!-” The regular procedure; announcing the name of the subject, and immediately stating their business with them: the very well-known, ‘You are under arrest’.

From a considerable distance, where he could still maintain the scene in his line of sight, the redhead sat down atop a certain roof, expecting the riled up offender to rage. That fit in character just fine; the destructive wizard would attempt breaking through the law-enforcers, as the rumors and stereotypes tell. And should that happen, then it’s moving on to stage two.

“(Natsu Dragneel. Tonight, you will fall to my grasp. At long last…)” Call it a ‘personal grudge’. “(That’s right. Corner her. If miracles exist, no one would have to get hurt.)”

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Those footsteps she heard earlier? YEAH, they belonged to multiple people. Not just one. Her naturally heightened senses started to freak on her. Her eyes zeroed on small details like the sweat beading off the soldiers' faces as they STARED at her or the slight shuffling as they surrounded her. They were ready. Too ready. How the HELL was she going to get around this?

      ❝ Hey guys, C'MON. Let's talk this out. ❞

Natsu chucked nervously, her hands RAISED with their palms out. She was totally going to make a run for it. If she met resistance, that just meant she would have to use her MAGIC. It's not like she wanted to. But she also really didn't want to get in trouble. But she was waiting, waiting for the perfect time to run. A simple movement to the side of a certain soldier made her ZERO in on the area. It was a small space, the man probably didn't even realize what she was about to do. With a quick huff, she turned to the small opening.

And then she RAN.

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I will be married for 3 days to the first person in my askbox who says "Honey, I'm home"

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Send me “✒︎” for a random, dumb, pointless fact about my muse.

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⏩ 🎇 { awkwardrath }

     SATISIFCATION. That's what Natsu felt when her fist first made contact with the drunk man. Her patience had reached her limit. Talking shit about her was one thing, but doing it to her friends? No fucking way. The fight was a blur, all she could remember were grunts and swearing. At one time she felt bones CRACK under her hands.

      When she FINALLY calmed down, pieces of wood and concrete lay around her. People moaned from corners and piles. Anxiety and pride hit Natsu forcefully, she had gotten into a MESS. Again. Gritting her teeth she attempted to step over a broken table. A decently sized hole let the moon filter through and guide her.

     That's when Natsu took notice of someone's quickened breathing along with their footsteps. Was it the Magic Council? SHIT. She didn't have the money to pay for this. Grabbing onto her scarf, she leapt the other way to find another outlet. There was no way she was getting in TROUBLE tonight, she just wasn't in the mood.       

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‘how do i interact with you’

write me a starter. send me an ask. punch me in the fucking face i don’t care just write with me.

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     If there was anything that Natsu HATED more than Gray and vehicles it was having to do math. She recently damaged an office building where a bank operated. Due to not being able to pay them and refusing to give them her emergency food money, they were forcing her to help the bank tellers.

     What did she know about math or banks? Absolutely nothing! So the GRUMPY dragon slayer sat through the day attempting to help customers with their deposits. After the last customer walked away AGGRAVATED, she sighed. It would be the company's fault if she messed up. They're the ones the thought it would be a GREAT idea to put her and money in the same room.

       ❝ Next ? ❞

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🔥 STING 🔥

“Sometimes things change but not fully. Ya know.”

       ❝ That's true, but I can still kick your ass. ❞

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16. What would you consider a fate worse than death?

Ask Natsu difficult questions | Accepting!

        ❝ Eternal torture

           -I always told people that if you want to get revenge

             you should torture them.

             With death, you just die in a matter of hours at the very least.

             That person hasn’t felt the pain you did.

             So torture them. ❞