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She's such a fuckin dork, I love her

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Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.

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🇮🇷 Tehran, Iran - A man restores a well-known mural depicting the US flag with bombs and skulls, and the phrase “Down with the USA.”

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Boom! ‘Rollcage’ PlayStation

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I need dick on a new level never before seen

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Untitled by ゆにまる

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crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled

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Jessica and "Let The Bullets Fly" (2010)

Jessica's new skin is fully inspired by Let The Bullets Fly, a Chinese action comedy film, and it's actually impressive how much they managed to pack in. Let's go over it! This is a long post! I'll Read More at some point to save your dashboards from the color of the sky!

On her waist, Jessica has a nine-triangle piece of cloth. It's actually a mask worn by Zhang, the protagonist and the character she pays homage to, who is also known as "Nine" due to his mask having the nine circles on it. The other members of Nine's gang all wear similar masks with a different circle count, known as their respective mask number.

Coldshot plays the Governor's Wife, who doesn't care who the governor actually is, so long as she's the wife. Jessica scores!

The clock Jessica holds is a clock Nine uses to intimidate the target of his interrogations, winding it before telling them they have until it rings to answer all of his questions or he'll cut their head off.

Franka plays the playful Two, known for going around shirtless and skillfully wielding a rifle:

Liskarm plays the serious Four, a stern yet rowdy bandit that gets the job done:

The gun Jessica wields is a Mauser C96:

The German firearm was very popular in China, and found in big quantities as it was imported in bulk by various arsenals, and is in fact the main gun carried by most characters in the movie.

More under the cut!

The drawing of Jessica is meant to be the legitimate photo of the Governor, who is most definitely not Zhang. This implies that in the Terra version of the movie, Jessica's character IS in fact the Governor, but in the real movie, that's not the case. I actually wonder why they didn't reference Zhang's wanted poster instead.

The burdenbeasts pulling that fancy cart are the original Governor's means of transportation that Zhang wrecks.

This is the scene where Zhang, Huang, and Ma address Goose Town before the Expedition and Ma posts cringe.

You Know This One.

Almond plays Ma Bangde, and mimics this scene where he is buried in silver Scrooge McDuck style, that I won't get more into detail because it's a pretty big spoiler!

This is a high yield American explosive Huang has, and it's even Jessica's huge damage cannon shot replacement for her S3 Shield Shot!

I can't go into details about this one because it's spoilers, but it's a Scene, alright.

Jessica dresses like Zhang, and uses his main two colors that he wears in outfits, white and blue.

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Notice the hand on Jessica's shield? It signals "Six", as a reference to Nine's foster son, Six, who is represented by this hand gesture.

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Let's go suborbital with mama :3

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