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Gave up on this as well but it's okay. In honor of my Brian/Masky post i did yesterday.

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Btw if Jay wanted something from Alex he wouldn't say anything. He would just stand and slowly inch into his peripheral, trying to "act natural" until Alex acknowledged him because he was slowly getting in the way. If they were filming for Marble Hornets, I think he would purposely get just ever so slightly in frame because he knows it would annoy Alex. He does this all wordlessly though, just sort of watch the orher and waiting.

I think he may even be vaguely aware that his behavior comes off as weird, based on what other people say or how they tease him for "accidentally" getting under Alex's feet a lot, but he has some of the strongest tunnel vision known to man. He doesn't care as long as he gets Alex's attention or to be close to him. That doesn't mean he would make a scene, (thats not his style,) but he would be weird and needy in his own way, like an anxious rescue dog.

I don't think this is even a behavior Alex strictly hates. Like he is frustrated when people mess up his filming, but he is the one who included Jay on the MH website even though he had no role. He just was there, presumably because Alex wanted him to be.

Despite arguably messing up shots the most, Jay is the one who gets reprimanded the easiest, or at least Alex reprimanding him doesn't seem to bother him. There's something almost affectionate when it happens between them, at least at first.

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Hey so, a lot of folks in the Marble Hornets fandom are varying shades of new to it, and so didn't experience it coming out unfortunately, but apparently there used to be a marblehornets website that has been down since 2016, and I actually didn't know about it but my friend (@straycalamities) did and found it on the Wayback Machine.

I bring this up because while the images on the website are mostly broken now, it actually holds some really fascinating information on the characters that I have never seen talked about, like some of their majors in college!!

I am going to post snippets (as screenshots would get fucked up on mobile) and talk about them a little, but check it out here if you're curious.

Starting from the top and most passionate, we have Alex Kralie's description.

Director / Writer / Editor / Actor Alex Kralie, born April 4th 1986, has been into making films since his early childhood, when he would make short sketch comedy videos starring himself and his cousins with his parents camcorder. He would then show them at “premieres” to his friends and family. That love has since remained with Alex, where he has been involved in many different capacities in various filmmaking communities. He is a double major in both filmmaking and photography, with a minor in theatre. He originally wrote Marble Hornets during high school and has continuously tweaked and polished it throughout his time at the university. He’s very excited to finally see it all happening after years of work!

Likes: Film, Directing, Art, my dog rocky.  Dislikes: Fakery, creative bankruptcy, passionless people, 9 to 5 jobs, unambitiousness, bad movies and film.

Wow, ain't that a breath of fresh air? A BIRTH YEAR! In a slenderverse series! In a youtube horror series, honestly! You never see it.

Alex's description is by far the longest and most passionate, a fact which kind of kills me knowing what he becomes. Working on a project he started in highschool, if there is anything Alex is, I suppose it is dedicated, all devoted to idea he gets in his head which he just can't seem to shake, huh?

Finally though we have a major for our tragedian! Two majors! And a minor! Sorry but I am genuinely so enthused about this. This paragraph really knocks home what I have always said about how Alex thinks, with his confidence and slight pretentious nature with a genuine passion and undertone of insecurity—and through the lens of him talking about himself! Wow.

But moving on to the lead, Brian Thomas!

Actor Brian has been attending the university for three years, and is hoping to graduate after his next couple of semesters with a Bachelor’s degree in psychology and a minor in video production. He originally met Alex in Dr. Warren’s cinematography class where they collaborated on quite a few projects together. He’s very happy to be making his acting debut in Marble Hornets!

Depending on who you think wrote these, this description could be really funny. BUT WOW A CANONIZED WAY THESE CHARACTERS MET. I feel like I have won the lottery. Anyone else?

That is a really fascinating combination of major and minor too, [WHICH WE NOW HAVE FOR HIM, WOAH,] it really makes you wonder what Brian is doing though, and where his direction in life is, if he even knows. Its such a short and sweet and direct description, it is equal parts charming while hiding something under its surface you can't quite place and might even slip from your attention, which feels very emblematic of this character.

I'll leave you to read Sarah Reid and Tim Wright's bios on your own, but I want to point out that at the bottom of the page, there are two people who don't have them.

Both Seth Wilson and Jay Merrick are marked with a "coming soon" notice, with Seth listed as Camera/Co-Editor and Jay listened as... nothing. He is just slapped on there because. Why?

Probably because Alex wanted him there because he is his friend, but it is interesting to point out. Jay as I said before is a passive (though not meek) character, especially at the start of the series, and this just reminds me of that. He is here, but quiet and observing, not helping really as he trails after Alex because he is his friend, because they have a connection, because Alex can't imagine not having him here.

Food for thought :-)

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Marble Hornets Yaoi be like:

Toxic Yaoi: Timlex

Doomed Yaoi: Jaylex

Kismesis Yaoi: Brilex

Tragic Yaoi: Brim

Obsessive Yaoi: Bray

Dysfunctional Yaoi: Jam

Special Mention:

Seth x Alex- hey Alex what's up? hey wait what are you doing with tha-

Get Therapy Yaoi: Polyhornets

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just a heads up to my fellow writers out there that AO3 is currently fighting off bots commenting on people’s works to tell them that AO3 will delete their fics “due to the works being deprecated”, and the deletion will affect their accounts unless the authors delete the fics themselves first. IT IS A SCAM. AO3 will NOT delete your works. please do NOT fall for these bots!

I’ve been told the reason why these bots are doing this is due to copyright infringement issue where they’re trying to steal your works (possibly to train AI but this is just a guess) ‼️‼️‼️and once you deleted your fics, it will be either very difficult or impossible for you to claim ownership of your own fics when they were already deleted.‼️‼️‼️

a reminder that AO3 will never contact you through your comments section (in case they claim to be one of the moderators). AO3 will only contact you through your email address which you use to register your account, and it will be from AO3’s official handle. not some sketchy ass @

so if you get a comment telling you you should “delete your works to protect your account because AO3 is doing blah blah blah” report that comment. don’t delete your works.

PLEASE DO NOT FALL FOR THESE SCAM.

AO3 IS NOT DELETING WORKS.

DO NOT DELETE YOUR WORKS JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE CLAIMS THEY KNOW SOMETHING.

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was it casual when after you sawed off your foot you crawled an extra five feet or so to your dying cell mate to assure him you were going to come back? was it casual when you left a bloody handprint on your face and his on yours? when you tenderly touched foreheads, did it mean anything?

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lawrence gets trolled

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last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.

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silly guys team meeting!!

I like imagine that Alex and Brain's friendship is one where they constantly tease each other HHHH

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Thinks about jay and Alex and how many hours they probably spent across from eachother at the kitchen table.

Something something Alex making jay coffee except he makes it decaf for jay because he’s been up for too long editing the script.

Something something “I’m not gonna sleep until you sleep” Alex and jay and they’re both horribly stubborn but Alex plays dirty and gives jay his decaf and turns a warm lamp on while all the other lights are off so jay gets lulled off to sleep.

Something something Alex saying jay can spend the night as he’s guiding him half-awake to Alex’s bed

Something something Alex wanting to sleep in his bed with jay and hold him close but he can’t. So he sleeps on his couch and tells himself he’ll make some breakfast in the morning for jay and him

Something something all the things Alex did/wanted to do for jay that he never knew about.And all the things he will never ever know

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made this a while back but i might as well put it here

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hgjdjhfjkdks i cant wait for their interactions

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Ive been possessed by the urge to start rambling about other fandoms I’m in, so the smart thing to do would be make another account for general shit…but imagine how silly me posting about other fandoms to spread my Marble Hornets propaganda would be. You follow me for my hunger games posts then get your dashboard flooded by my many Marble Hornets shitposts.

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Tim Hortons should make a candle, i am a slut for Tim Hortons coffee

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after I watched fnaf it was like omg. I can't go to bed freddy fagbear will be in my closet