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everyone always talks about how hot nitrile gloves look but lemme tell ya they feel fucking good to wear. +25 pervert buff. woof.

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I support recreational and erotic testosterone use

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I love going to bed early

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i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

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Joy Sullivan, “Blue", Instructions for Traveling West

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herpetological guide

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she may be your wife but she's my tormentor

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I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

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SINNERS 2025, dir. Ryan Coogler

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[ももえ＠〜12/27虎ノ門@mme_daigaku]

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do u guys want to go on a walk

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look away

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“Why the fuck the little scroll bar has these little horizontal lines?!” OK, i will tell you … this is to mimic little raised ridges the ridges would provide friction with a finger, if it was a physical slider … this intuitively tells you that the strange object is to be slid like a slider … this is known as … “Skeuomorphic design”! Thanks for listening. have a safe drive home everyone [turns off the projector & leaves out the back door] [gets in my car & puts the key in the ignition] [turns key & my car explodes due to a car bomb, i die]

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WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE NOTHING AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL