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Toon Link doodles!

He's literally my son my baby my best friend

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Insect creature

An aninal

Organism

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Smallest guy ever

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if link isn’t mute in the live action loz movie then what’s even the point anymore

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all i want from the zelda movie:

left-handed link

link HYEAH-ing

link somersaulting at least once for no discernable reason

cucco swarm

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When you google the producing credits for the guy producing the Legend of Zelda movie

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I know there’s a difference between being a Breath of the Wild fan and a Zelda fan, they’re both good. But one of them is excited for a Zelda movie and the other is not.

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My demands for the Zelda movie

Keep Link androgynous. Don't cast some big Chad muscle man to play him. Eiji Aonuma himself said Link was designed to appear gender neutral so anyone could relate to him.

DO NOT CAST A WHITE MAN AS GANONDORF. I'm already mad enough at TotK for having all of its characters of color voiced by the pastiest white people I've ever seen.

Give Princess Zelda an active role.

Don't americanize it too much! BotW and TotK took a lot of inspiration from Japanese mythology and Mesoamerican culture and it was COOL! It made those games look different from your typical fantasy universe.

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A Master Study featuring Zelda II: The Adventure of Link. In which Link hangs out with the two Zeldas post-game (Who do you think became the Queen of Hyrule?)

This was a difficult piece, but I’m happy with it!

Based on ‘The Chess Players’ by Jacques-Clément Wagrez (1902)

Information on inspiration and process under the cut!

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The Tragedy of Zelda

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The Adventure of Link

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Nintendo to the fans who thought they'd actually make a 2D animated adaptation of their games with a studio that would never accept that little creative control, especially after Nintendo was already in an ongoing partnership with Universal Studios.

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tom holland memes aside, i have some hope that zelda wont have too crazy of a celebrity cast. it would just be way more distracting in a live-action movie. mario can get away with it, both because its animated and because its a goofier franchise. zelda really can't.

given the marvel comparisons with the producer - i have to give marvel a bit of credit here. yes, really. i know, very tragic. but one thing about marvel movies is that, to their sincere credit, in MOST cases, they dont pick someone who was already an A-lister.

i know that sounds crazy, given how many celebrities are associated with marvel - but think about it. they usually pick someone whos good for the role, who then becomes an A-lister after the movie. just because those movies are so damn big.

like. who was chris evans before marvel? the guy who played lucas lee in scott pilgrim? who was scarlett johansson? brie larson? chris hemsworth?

these people are all A-listers NOW, yes. obviously. but they werent before their marvel roles. so hopefully, zelda will be the same story. i dont think we will have a "jason momoa as ganondorf" situation.

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Zelda mobie 🎉

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I dunno if anyone’s done this already but my devastation is palpable

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I swear they better not mess this up