Caffeine is the single most vital component of hospital medicine, other than checking the fridge before calling pharmacy.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
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girl are you my memory because- ?? huh? where did you go
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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.
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@scobster1 I think you mentioned something about this
sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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I just had to have this on my blog.
[Image ID: A tweet from @ jon_speaks_ on the 25th of May, 2023. It reads, "I don't think straight people understand that queer people celebrating pride in the US this year are up against a growing crowd hose response is "we will kill you." Pride might be a party to you, or a festival, or whatever, but for queer people it's celebrating life in the face of death." End ID.]
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Hamster Escapes the Most Dangerous Prison Maze 🐹
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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.
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I got another photo with Giancarlo Esposito and the conversation went like this
me: hey 10 years ago I got a photo of you pretending a banana was a gun, do you remember me?
Giancarlo: of course I remember you
me: shit you’re a good actor
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