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Kandros: “–how do you have time for all this?” Ryder: “I could help you manage your time better, if you like.” Kandros: “Like I have time for that.”

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We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (via fatetm)

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*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

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if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

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now i need a dlc about drunk turians with kandros as the main protagonist

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i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly

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I swing both ways ;)

Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers.

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                                                                                indie multimuse rp blog, written by lilie.                                                                         ( ft. SCOTT RYDER of mass effect andromeda )

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If I tell you to shut up and your answer is “Make me” I WILL punch you in the teeth because I have no time for this pseudo sexual tension you’re imagining between us.

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     By the time he regained consciousness, the aliens had thrown him into some sort of cage; an oblong enclosure hemmed in by an orange energy field, standardized, the kind of thing that could be mass-produced, and that was quite possibly the most horrifying observation he could have made - the idea that this was something these strangers did often. 

     The ambush had come totally by surprise; so far as they could tell there wasn’t a single livable planet in the cluster, no reason to believe alien life might have managed to carve out a niche in this wasteland of a galaxy, and he was telling himself even now that he should have known better, should have been more cautious. For all that it would have availed them anything; three dropships full of hulking, chitinous bipeds with pulse rifles had been more than a match for a handful of scientists and a small security detail, neither of whom had been expecting a sentient threat.

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i feel bad for kandros because he’s like “i left the milky way because my family wanted me to continue being in the military but i didn’t want that so i set off to do my own thing!!!”

….says the head of militia

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ah, yes, “turian quotey fingers”

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Mass Effect/Parks and Recreation

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Zaeed Massani from Mass Effect Archives

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alien dork ❤