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Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

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me getting five notes from my regular mutuals on any given post

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chess getting a huge update i see

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yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

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won't beef with people younger than me because that's embarrassing for me. won't beef with people older than me because that's embarrassing for them. won't beef with people my age because i know we both have better shit to be doing. peace and lovr on planet earth

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adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

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how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

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This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank

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lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.

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One thing about me is when I don’t care anymore, you’re going to feel it.

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so, they didn’t want players killing kids in the new lego star wars, so they made them immune to friendly fire damage, but they didn’t make them invincible, so now speedrunners are doing extended air combos on them to cross large gaps and climb tall structures. this has been dubbed Child Flight

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it’s ok bro u can objectify me a lil bit...i sorta like it bro

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2016 in a nutshell