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Robin 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1 - “More Time” (2020)

written by Judd Winick art by Dustin Nguyen & John Kalisz

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so….I’ve received an ask a while ago asking if I can make some kind of continuation for the first YJ Jason & Damian pic, where baby Damian wants cuddles when he starts to know Jason better.

But I kinda replied to the ask prematurely and now I can’t remember who sent it. Whoever you were I hope you see this!

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Alfred: I made cookies

The entire batfamily:

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Everyone pick a DCeased Unkillables panel and redraw it challenge

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Jason Todd is Irish

- Blue eyes 

- Red hair (originally) 

- Freckles

- Todd 

- Fight me. 

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If I had seen my reflection As something more precious He would’ve never.

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Have this comic i started last year, abandoned, and just now finished it

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Book nerd 

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Things GCPD Officers Have Seen The Batfamily Doing

A/N: These will forever be my greatest and funniest HC’s. Enjoy! -Thorne <3

ª     Watched the Batfamily stand on top of the roof and do the YMCA while Batman arrested Two-Face but changed the letters from YMCA to GCPD.

ª     Saw Batman chewing out Red Hood for tossing Robin down a laundry chute.

ª     RH didn’t really listen.

ª     He was still laughing at the way Robin screamed bloody-murder going down the chute.

ª     Watched Red Robin yell Bazinga! before swan diving off a ledge.

ª     Nightwing followed screaming something about forgetting his grapple.

ª     Also saw RR buy five espressos the same night.

ª     Followed by Nightwing chucking each of them into the bay as RR broke down in tears talking about exams to study for and cases to solve.

ª     Walked into the evidence room to see Red Robin and Robin arguing about how to retrieve Batman’s electromagnetic gun without breaking the glass case, only for Red Hood to shove his fist into the glass and go, ‘Problem Solved.’

ª     Heard ungodly curses from outside GCPD and walked outside to see the entire Batfamily playing a game of Mario Kart on the side of the wall.

ª     Red Hood was blue shelled by Nightwing.

ª     Twice.

ª     Then he ran over banana peels left by Robin.

ª     More curses followed.

ª     When asked how they set it up, RR just said, ‘We plugged it into the second story outlet. Don’t worry, it isn’t wasting too much electricity.’

ª     When asked what electricity it was wasting, he replied, ‘Just the juice used to power your break room.’

ª     Mario Kart was shut down after that.

ª     Watched Robin whack his head on the counter and scream a stream of cuss words.

ª     They weren’t sure what language he was cussing in.

ª     But they think it was Arabic.

ª     Nightwing happened to walk in and ask, ‘What happened?”

ª     Robin looked up and screeched, ‘I whacked my fucking head! What does it look like?!’

ª     Saw RR walk into GCPD, ask for Gordon, then faceplant into the ground and take a nap.

ª     Red Hood was beside him when it happened.

ª     When asked if they should help RR, he just waved them off and said, ‘He’ll be fine…I think.’

ª     Observed Nightwing flirting with a new officer only to be dragged off by Batman muttering something about ‘Patrol now, flirt later’.

ª     Nightwing came back ten minutes later and picked up the story he left on.

ª     Opened on of the lockers and watched RR trip out saying, ‘Oh thank god. It was getting hot in there.’

ª     When asked what he was doing in there, he simply replied, ‘I was betrayed by my brother…and now I’m going to strangle him.’

ª     They assumed it was Robin who locked him in.

ª     It was.

ª     Watched Batman die a little inside when Robin asked how to use a rotary phone.

ª     Then he held up a floppy disk and asked what it was.

ª     Batman had to sit down and hold his head for ten straight minutes.

ª     When they asked if he was okay, he said, ‘I’m trying to figure out how I got so old all of the sudden.’

ª     Saw Red Hood riding down the street blasting, ‘Highway To Hell’ from the Batmobile.

ª     Batman was seen following him yelling, ‘PULL OVER!’

ª     He didn’t listen.

ª     He then cranked ‘Stacy’s Mom’.

ª     The next night, RR and RH were blasting Twenty One Pilots from the Batplane.

ª     It’s safe to say, they were banned from the Batplane and Batmobile for a while.

ª     And the best one yet, watching the Batfamily, save Batman, do a full rendition of Michael Bolton’s ‘Lean On Me’.

ª     It went on YouTube and was seen at least a million times.

ª     Half of the officers at GCPD made it their ringtone.

ª     They planned to sing something else, but Batman said no.

ª     It didn’t last long.

ª     They sang ‘I Want It That Way’ next.

ª     They watched Batman groan and wish he’d never had kids.

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taking a vote, what’s bigger: Jason’s ego or his thighs

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6 year old Tim, explaining how Dick Grayson and Robin are one in the same because they jump the same way, and how this means Bruce Wayne MUST be Batman:

His stuffed animals:

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You can’t tell but I’m dozing off under this mask.

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I saw someone say smt about the we’re the rats song except it’s the batfam and it’s we’re the bats so yeah

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Do you know which comic there was where all the bat boys were eating? I saw a post and it said it was in Grayson #15 but I can’t find the panel in that comic

They are indeed from Grayson #15!

there’s also the diner scene in batman #16!

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“Where it matters.”

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“Clark always said children were a gift, I beg to differ.”

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Batfamily, as named by my mother, who has never read a comic in her life

So I don’t remember if I saw this somewhere or what, but I thought it would be really hilarious. So I found pictures of the batfamily and showed her each one, copying down her responses and only crying a little bit from laughter. Here are the results.

BRUCE WAYNE/BATMAN:

Mom- “That’s Batman. I know that’s Batman.”

Me- “Good job.”

DICK GRAYSON/NIGHTWING:

Mom- “Uhh…Bat….boy. Batboy.”

Me- “Batboy?”

Mom- “Yeah.”

JASON TODD/RED HOOD:

Mom- “That’s…that’s Red Boi.”

Me, choking- “Red Boi?”

Mom- “That’s gotta be it.”

TIM DRAKE/RED ROBIN:

Mom- “……Mister Red Bull.”

Me- “WHAT-“

DAMIAN WAYNE/ROBIN:

Mom- “Robin. That’s Robin.”

Me- “Yeah, that one’s a jerk but he’s great.”

Mom- “He’s got pants. Good for him.”

DUKE THOMAS/THE SIGNAL

Mom- “…..Yellow Man? Yellow Bat? Braveheart? WAIT, I’VE GOT IT!”

Me- “wai-“

Mom- “YELLOWJACKET!”

BARBARA GORDON/BATGIRL

Mom- “Batgirl?”

Me- “Yeah!”

Mom- “I’m getting good at this.”

KATE KANE

Mom- “Catwoman.”

Me- “….okay.”

STEPHANIE BROWN/SPOILER

Mom- “Uh…The Purple.”

(I was laughing too hard at this point to respond)

CASSANDRA CAIN/ORPHAN

Mom- “Ninja Bat.”

Me- “I wish.”