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honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always

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Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

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im back finally and i randomly got messaging for some reason

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how to kiss a boy

grab his waist

slip your hand in his pocket

steal his wallet

dont even kiss him

just run

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you ever been so stressed that youre calm

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the suns actually been up for a while now ive just been pretending that its still night

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send me “have you evers” and I can only reply with “yes” or “no”

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fun fact this actually isnt my first hive i claimed this hive when i was about 7 sweeps or so maybe but yeah my old place was in a more populated area

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on today's episode of 'i should be sleeping': i am not

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alright so like i kinda figured out what humans are theyre like trolls but with no horns and theyre pink for some reason unless humans are a different thing

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well shit

YOU DO NOT. AT LEAST UNTIL YOU FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO.

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alright i know i just signed up a few nights ago but when can i check out of this hell

BASICALLY YES. ENJOY YOUR STAY.

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so tumblrs like this room that were all in and were all just mumbling and/or screaming into the void fantastic

THATS BASICALLY THE LONG AND SHORT OF BEING HERE ON TUMBLR. MUMBLING AND/OR SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY INTO THE VOID.

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i feel like my posts are the equivalent of me sitting here mumbling to myself

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man i ate something that was kinda syrupy an hour ago and my hands still haven’t recovered