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Tumblr is so boring without the guts, porn and otherwise cool content
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I’m going out with my friend to get some pumpkin spice latte with bacon, wanna come with?
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Can I just say the one punch man community, specifically the kingtama shippers, really missed a great opportunity. Alright, now get that I don't speak Japanese but I did watch gintama and if there is one I took away is that the word meaning 'golden soul' is slang for 'balls' alright and this would happen to be spelled kintama.
You could have named it KINTAMA.
As such I would like to formally pension to change the official ship name, removing the g. The benefits of this would include raising reputation and also being generally more awesome. Please support the official gofundme thanks that all.
#kingtama#king#one punch man#one punch#opm#ship#kingxsaitama#saitama#i demand change#balls for all#thats all thanks#opm community
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SLPT: When giving advice always say “But I don’t know though” so you can’t be held liable if you completely screw up their life
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having a nail gun fight with your employee and giving him a butt wound
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Alternatives to Tumblr if Yahoo goes any further
Soup.io - well-known alternative to Tumblr. Reblogging, post types, themes, collab blogs, dashboard, artsy, great community already there. Soup can auto-import everything you’ve posted on Tumblr.
TypePad - Includes reblogging. Dashboard and post types similar to Tumblr.
Jux - Artful posts, beautiful blogging experience
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Snape fought out of love for lilly, that's cannon...
Magical girls also wield the power of love.
Do you see where I'm going?
#snape is sailor moon#moon prism power#snape#severus snape#snapedom#pro snape#snape community#i cant even#i cant sleep#send help#help me#i need help#magical girl#love#power of love#lilly#lilly potter#snitpost
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SLPT: Want to help save the environment? Completely block the exhaust pipe on your car to block any dangerous exhaust from getting into the atmosphere!
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ain’t you the bitch with a bird porn side blog?
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My biggest dream has been trully fulfilled, lol. Thank you so much for this optuinity. I'm not sure what sort of golden ticket I found or how but I'll take it. Thank you.
Big thanks to tumblrbot for encouraging me to follow my dreams. One day, lol.
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I want to be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people at night and scatter human teeth on their beds
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Vacation plans.
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