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When I Come Home
My small dog runs up and anxiously makes sure I'm okay. He looks so worried like "Owner, you good? Arm good? Shoe good?"
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Bagels
Is it weird that I'm having a bagel for the first time today?
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Bagels
Is it weird that I'm having a bagel for the first time today?
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D.C.
I'm going on a school trip to Washington, D.C. and one of my relatives is a federal judge in D.C. So my mom said to contact THEM if I need something urgent (or hair products). I can just imagine: Me: Excuse me Chaperone, can I go down to the lobby? Chaperone: Why? Me: Well a federal judge is bringing me some conditioner Chaperone: Me: Chaperone:
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Uh, Hi
Helllloooo Tumblr. I honestly don't know what to post first. I could say something like "Hello. I am new here, and hope you will welcome me to the community." OR I could say something like "Yo yo yo wassup??? I'm new here and I've got some funny shit to say." There is no in between.
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