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silent NSFW starters! from romantic, to suggestive, to straight up not safe for work, for all of your sinday needs 20 starters | NSFW

send an emoji for your muse to…

👐 - …massage my muse’s back, sliding their hands under the shirt 

💏 - …kiss my muse’s neck, slowly and passionately

💋 - …pin my muse to the wall, kissing them on the lips 

👔 - …unbutton my muse’s shirt 

👀 - …keep my muse close to yours by grabbing their hair 

💦 - …slide their tongue in my muse’s mouth

🛏️  - …be found lying in bed, completely naked and smiling seductively

👖 - …unbutton my muse’s pants

💓 - …lie on my muse, grinding slowly against them 

🍆 - …rub my muse’s still covered crotch 

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send 👁️👄👁️ to know why my muse wouldn’t fuck yours!

[ ] i don’t want to ruin our friendship

[ ] i literally don’t know you

[ ] we have conflicting moralities

[ ] you tried to kill and/or harm me and/or my loved ones

[ ] our kink don’t match

[ ] yeah i’m kinkshaming you have weird kink

[ ] you’re just not my type

[ ] we did and it was awful

[ ] we did and i think that’s enough

[ ] you’re an asshole

[ ] you’re not enough of an asshole

[ ] you’re annoying

[ ] you’re too stupid

[ ] you’re ugly lol

[ ] i think you deserve better

[ ] i think i deserve better

BONUS: how little my muse wants to do the devil tango with yours:

actually… | been there, done that | we just don’t mash | i never thought about it | no thanks | meh | gross | fuck you fuck you fuck you

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Anonymously send my muse a wet dream. Make them feel horny or fluster when they’re awake.

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"Throw up maybe.", he mumbled under his breath. The tangled up bundle of nerves twisting and turning like worms were enough to make his stomach churn. He forces down a swallow, though it does very little to settle his stomach.

At the very least, he's grateful to be given an out should he need it. He does not know if he'll need it but he'll at least be able to keep it in mind. He won't push and that brings Lambda a sense of relief. It is fine. He is fine. "Okay.", he agreed with a slow nod of his head, like he hadn't been startled once he noticed how close they were to each other now. "I'm okay with that."

The hand on his thigh is warm, pleasantly so. Perhaps it's why he doesn't immediately move to remove Kakarot's hard. Or perhaps the cyborg is so incredibly touch starved that he doesn't want to, sad as that may be.

"Could you-" He pauses, gaze flicking back up to Kakarot's and pulling away once he spotted that grin. That goddamned charming grin of his. "Could, um, you be careful? Please?", he asked as if rephrasing the question would spare him any further embarrassment.

"I'm a, uh, little nervous." Understatement of the century right there.

"Hey," Kakarot's voice turns soft, still light and almost teasing, but gentler. He scoots a bit closer to Lambda on the bed, his bent leg partially concealing the area the cyborg seems to have the most trouble looking at. Probably best not to make it any harder for him.

Behind him his tail is alive, able to exercise its full range of motion without the restriction of the necessary hole cut in the backs of his pants. His hands are much less active, having stalled on the bed once it hit him how nervous — paralyzed even — Lambda seemed to be.

Kakarot ducks his head to meet his eye with a tiny, joking grin, "How could you ruin it? Really, what's the worst-case scenario you can think of?"

He doesn't disguise the interested glance from Lambda's blue-tinted face down the slope of his throat to his chest, though he returns back to his anxious eyes quickly. 

With a deliberate flick, the end of his tail brushes against his potential bedfellow's thigh. A subtle indication that they're sitting less than arm's-length apart.

"No pressure, alright?" he says, still grinning. "We can stop at any point if you're uncomfortable; I promise it won't ruin anything for me. If you'd rather just hang out tonight… you mentioned a game you were gonna show me, I think?"

Slowly, giving Lambda plenty of time to see it coming, he reaches out and puts his hand where the end of his tail had just been. The interest in his eyes shifts gradually, growing hot with leashed desire.

"But… if you wanna do something else before that… I could think of a few interesting ways to pass the time."

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In the spirit of Sexual Sunday, feel free to send 💞 + any dirty questions you may have for them on anon, and they HAVE to answer honestly!

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It says a lot about Lambda that one of the kinks he’s into tends to involve scenarios where he’s doted on and loved.

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//Used cute a little too much here but whatever!

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//Someone gives Lambda a big enough strap and tells him to fuck them and he'll do a little salute and be like "Okay, man you got it!"

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Getting fucked out with a vibrator while a hot tboy plays with my hair and coos about how good I’m taking it is a need

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//Lambda is that "life isn't all cookies and cream lil' fella" image but to himself.

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//Used cute a little too much here but whatever!

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TRUTH SERUM TIME ! 

SEND  ‘ TRUTH ‘  +  A  QUESTION  AND  MY  MUSE  HAS  TO  ANSWER.  NO  LYING  ALLOWED.

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//Ngl it does say a lot that Lambda tends to gravitate towards turning his brain off for a little bit or just not having to think as much on here.

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love the idea of soothing someone into submission. you've had a long day, sweetheart, why don't you let me do the thinking for a bit? i know you like to be in control, but it can be exhausting. surely you've earned a little relaxation after all your hard work. don't you want to rest a bit? unclench your jaw, relax your muscles, let your legs fall open. i want the only thought in that lovely head to be how good you feel.

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"Okay, yeah, this looks silly on me. But ya know what else?"

"I think it looks good on me, and that's all that matters."

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//Once again trying to figure out how to draw Lambda's body under the cut.

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I get this is the nsfw blog and all but honestly, I keep thinking about Lambda cuddling up to whoever he's with once they're done fucking.