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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

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Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

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One struggle 🫡

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I think this is just a trend everywhere but I've been very frustrated this week by how much admin work is being outsourced to me as the patient/customer.

My orthodontist tells me I can make an appointment with the surgeon. I call the surgeon. They tell me I need a new referral. I call the orthodontist. They do a referral. I call the surgeon. Referral didn't come through. They tell me about their special unique system we have to use. I call the ortho again and walk them through the referral. I call the surgeon. They say the referral was missing some details so they have to do it again. I call the ortho.

The insurance company calls me about repair shops. I give them the name of the repair shop which I already gave them yesterday. They say they're not in their system but I can use them, but I have to call the repair shop to ask them to contact the insurance company. I call the repair shop and they say the insurance company is supposed to email them.

I feel like at a certain point these constant fetch quests become unreasonable?? Is it too much to expect these groups to communicate with each other instead of making me run back and forth between them???

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TikToker @bdylanhollis exuding Chaotic Pre-Serum Steve Rogers energy.

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

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my 7 year old is currently singing "H-O-T-C-O-C-O, you should make me Hot Cocoa" and I am legitimate impressed

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april showers WILL bring may flowers

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Forgive me.