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It was during the covid lockdown so he was supposed to stay indoors, I think that may have been what did the trick.

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most notable times of being hit on by customers:

guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them

old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that

cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out

older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it

dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”

military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

most notable time a customer did not ask me out:

a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

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This is a legitimate and damaging cultural shift for all involved parties and it needs to be addressed.

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and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"

what then

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isn't it crazy that a woman being gender nonconforming literally just requires her to exist in her own body without making any changes whatsoever. why does the fact that i don't wear makeup and i don't shave and i don't wear a bra have to be some political act. why can't i just fucking exist

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You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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please stop treating the word neurodivergent like it means the overlap between autism and adhd

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Shout-out to the 0.5 seconds where Ralsei makes direct eye contact with you as if to ask "are you possessing Susie too??"

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Choices when talking to Ralsei in Deltarune feel like this

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they let the fucking skull wraith on the mound again. this is such bullshit i hate this league.

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you’re in her dms I’m at the lowest point of my life

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I wish we got a spin-off with Claire where she tries to save Cas from the empty because her other dad won't stop trying to kill himself

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pisses me off when people write geto like he’s the good angel on gojo’s shoulder. he’s literally just as bad it’s just that he’s passive aggressive in exactly the same way mean girls at school give back handed compliments, HES NOT NICE HES BEING A BITCH!!!! AND GOJO LOVES HIM FOR IT!!!!!!!!!

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the true lgbt ally was that person that published the first naruto/sasuke fanfiction on ffnet in fucking 2001

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me contemplating the human condition

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got stopped at the bathroom the other day and they asked me to go to the other bathroom and i wasnt feeling the hassle so i did exactly that and i got asked to leave again and i said mate i was just asked to leave the other bathroom and the copper goes well whats your sex? and im like intersex. and they go well we dont have intersex-specific bathrooms so can you just go to the disabled one cause that's a medical condition so I'm like sure. whatever. and then when i came out another copper scolded me for improper usage of the disabled bathroom??? glad to see the supreme court ruling is coherent and respects trans & intersex people.