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Lily of the valley (=｀ω´=)☘️ You can grab wallpaper HERE!

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!

Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.

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Haruhi Fujioka!

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I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

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spiderman. opinions on rhode island

your mom rhode my island last night

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and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

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April waters running clear

(c) gif by riverwindphotography, April 2024

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

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#Happy Labor Day to Shrek I guess

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I love baseball