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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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"average person runs 3 ttrpg a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person runs 0 ttrpg a year per year. Brennan Lee Mulligan, who lives in cave & runs over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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POV: Ur dying on the trident n this is the last thing u see before the Stranger takes ur soul 💀

Based on this tweet ⬇️

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love them

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the knight of the laughing tree.

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I am nursing a hangover because my neighbors invited me over for a dinner last night that was actually a high school graduation party for their eldest daughter but what it actually actually was was 16 Hindu families getting drunk and having a dance party in the basement teaching me, the Lone Jew, how to do Indian dances and getting me Quite Drunk while the kids watched YouTube upstairs

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Theon: I just don't get why you and Sansa keep pushing the whole "I can't stand her" show. It was different when you were kids, but you actually like each other now!

Arya: oh, so you can't understand why two people would pretend not being able to stand each other

Theon: precisely

Arya *walking into Theon's room*: and act like they wouldn't jump into hell to protect each other

Theon: that's my point!

Arya *rummaging through Theon's bags*: and pretend they couldn't care less if the other lives or dies

Theon: YES

Arya: and keep making their weird dynamic everyone else's problem

Theon: YES!!!!

Arya *lifting up a plastic bag and wrapping paper*: what's this?

Theon: none of your business

Arya: so it has nothing to do with the fact that tomorrow is Jon's nameday

Theon: this conversation is over

Arya: thought so

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someone said that it would be funny if Arya suddenly grew up to be the tallest of her siblings so I drew it, it's too cute not to

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Backgrounds? *puts on sunglasses* I don't know her.

My favorite girl Sansa, here to eat lemon cakes and take names.

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tully genes are so strong that jon snow managed to embody their house tenets of "family, duty, honour" despite cat's best efforts to not interact with that child 😭

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jon really is Cat's son cause he's the only guy that prioritizes arya's safety and sansa's rights like not even robb could deliver. FAMILY DUTY HONOR

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GRRM is in fact really good at making up top tier characters i will use the starklings to illustrate the point okay you got: 1) high school freshman King Arthur stars in a shakespearean tragedy, as told by his mom; 2) local moody teenaged Starbucks night shift manager must do his very best to stop the zombie apocalypse through the power of friendship; 3) a middle schooler who keeps her sparkly butterfly gel pens in perfect rainbow order at all times is being held hostage by her evil middle school boyfriend and his evil blonde mafia family; 4) a scrappy but poorly-supervised middle-grade book protagonist bops about a war-zone looking for her family but instead! learns about Death; 5) paraplegic fourth grader Frodo Baggins receives mystical visions and must go on a quest to see a hundred-year-old tree guy; and 6) kindergartener that Bites

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the concept of fantasy exists in sotr:

"Is Ampert just some deluded child who lives in a fantasy world?"

so im putting lord of the rings in plutarch's library, and I'm fully choosing to believe he assumed it was a history book at first

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Wait you know what I just realized is they also announced this weekend that Matt would be GMing more Age of Umbra so it like they decided that his treatment for DM burnout would be playing in a long campaign and enrichment running a miniseries with full freedom to kill as many PCs as he likes