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Lily: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. Sirius: If I was married to you I’d drink it.
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POV: You wanna but you don't wanna study









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I like that “morning baby” kinda relationship. The no games, great communication, lots of kissing, lots of cuddling, lots of flirting, lots of being goofy kind of relationship. That makes you want to run 100 miles, read books, clean up your bad habits kind of love.
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getting into the shower: evil evil evil
being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime
getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)
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being in your twenties is literally so fucking inhumane. and during a pandemic. Oh my god
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Imagine Persephone returning from the underworld each spring to tell Orpheus how Eurydice is doing. And then going back to the underworld and telling Eurydice about Orpheus.
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Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*
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Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle
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