insomnolent
insomnolent
*a cop walks in, just killing it on the bassoon*
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I'm waiting for the TV show about how every single human on Earth is secretly an alien.
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insomnolent · 8 years ago
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Truly uplifting to know there are capybaras in a little hot spring in Japan listening to Patsy Cline.
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insomnolent · 8 years ago
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ok i think ive come up with a playlist that encompasses all known uniquely human experiences:
“arsonists lullaby” by hozier, “closer” by nine inch nails, “running up that hill (a deal with god)” by kate bush, and “loveshack” by the B-52s.
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insomnolent · 8 years ago
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when ur the last one to get introduced to a group of people
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The same thing is done with racing horses. Except that they use a goat. [x]
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Multistory Fireplace and Stone Foundation [427x640]
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The mindfuck moment when you can split a cube into thirds
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i trust him
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This fake brain actually has the same consistency as the real deal. So now you know how concussions happen! 
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insomnolent · 8 years ago
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Describe your perfect date in detail.
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insomnolent · 8 years ago
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all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.
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