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apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life

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One singular atom of fentanyl drifting gently through the breeze until it lands on a police officer's forearm, killing him instantly. Like and share to pray

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(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

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the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

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Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at 1/4 speed”

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the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

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Sorry for bleeding everywhere Its because Im gods specialest boy

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best fight scene in movie history

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sorry i cant come over today. it's the whole eagle pecking out my liver thing. tomorrows not good either. yeah it's the eagle again, im kind of booked up for a while actually

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birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

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talking to people i love is not enough. i need to braid our intestines together.

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It’s always “why did you go out in the storm” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the storm The storm looked fun was it fun

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rb this to give the person you rb it from a hug

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my three girlfriends and yes they smoke weed

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Shiny rocks give my little crow brain serotonin

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