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characters who are undead. characters who die in the end and so they've been dead from the start. characters who are chased by death. characters that chase death. characters who died and came back to life. characters that die again and again and again. characters who consider their past self dead. characters who were born in someone else's corpse. characters that claw their way out of the grave. characters whose deaths leave such a gaping wound that even their absence is still a presence. characters who are emissaries of death. characters who are alive but consider themselves dead. characters whose deaths are ambiguous. characters whose existences are defined by death.

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Why is good old fashioned american depression his best song

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Ok, Will.

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Ngl I kinda hate having curly hair because WHAT DO YOU MEAN I looked SO HANDSOME after washing and styling it, and then I sleep on it for ONE NIGHT and I look like I crawled out of the sewers no matter what I do.

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jedidiah/sydney and joshua as the "im with them" "NO HES NOT" shirt meme. you know what i mean right

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this is the funniest tweet of all time

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The “A. A.” in Jedidiah’s name actually stands for “avoidant attachment”

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elephant man is my hear me out and boy do I need to be heard

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The Patreon has been given a poll to decide how Jedidiah's voice changed in-universe! If you're interested in participating, the Copper tier and above are able to vote. If you're just curious, here are the options:

The poll ends May 15th! I know many were curious on how I'd handle this, and this is my solution.

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Happy Sherlock deaded day.

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PSA

FYI to all rodent people, just because I haven’t seen this information around, DO NOT buy Carefresh brand paper bedding. My second hamster died of mites several years ago, and the bedding is our best guess. Apparently, this problem is getting worse. Keep your little guys healthy out there…

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listening to wtnv in 2024 makes me understand immediately why tumblr over a decade ago thought this shit was the coolest thing ever. it casually but flawlessly parodies the us surveillance state, ultra-militarized police forces, inane human resource bureaucracies and the blasé of the suburban middle class all within the span of three episodes with a very tongue in cheek slice of life format that doesn’t sound possible on paper but is executed absolutely absurdly well

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Am I really that bed💔😢

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