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I love running around the house naked, its just so fun. Once I was doing it and a person knocked at the door so I had to get a random gown on. It was funny.
JuminHanLover69
#why#why would you do that#i mean seriously#why?#why? just why?#i cant#i just can't anymore#why god#i actually didn't need to know this#neither did you#but this is what this blog is about
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Musically is Tinder for Pedophiles
Floppy bird
#okay#okay but this one is true#have you seen the five year olds on there?#I swear I saw a four year old strip dancing once#true#very true#musically#words of wisdom#truly inspiring#will I get hate for this?#yes#i will#probably#maybe
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Big belly bob
Kream faps children
#okay but this is childish#like super childish#childish#but it was funny#okay#the story behind this#is#basically#in english we were making up our own ghosts#and a stupid boi made up this one#who was a president that died of obesity#and his name was#big#belly#bob#that's right#big belly bob#why#like why#so stupid#why did i laugh#also the source#spells out kfc#because the boi who said it#is called kream#and people made up a joke#where he faps children#i know
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Stop watching watching my grandma. Hey how did you get those? Why are you invading my Grandmas privacy?!
June
#i was watching shrek on the train#and she saw#and she said this#and i laughed so hard#i don't know why#i was watching it#but i was#and that's all that matters
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I’m feeling the colours
STUPID BOI
#help this child#he needs to stop#the stupidity#its too much#why is this my life#these are not inspiring#i'm just a sad little child#and i need help#and sleep#lots of sleep#halp me
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Its not a sheep you fucking idiot its a lamb
ZAIN FOR 1D (NOT REALLY JUST THE DUMBASS ONE FROM MY SCHOOL)
#zayn malik#not really#lol#trolled you#ha ha#I'm not funny#this is why I run a account about other people#i think i need help#halp
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STORY TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
So I have this dude friend called Viktor (Floppy bird) who used to go to another school for the seventh and eighth year and one day he walked home on his own (his best friend was sick and his other friends went on the bus). He had some money because it was Friday so he went to one of those corner shops. As he went in he realised that he really needed a toilet but decided to let it slide because you know he can hold it. So he picked something, paid for it and as the man was handing back his thingy he bought he shat in his pants. It was one of those runny, wet ones and made a long fart sound as he was getting it out. He looked at the shop keeper with horror and ran out of the shop without taking the thing he paid for and ran home with shit in his pants.
(Why am I telling people this? Sorry Viktor)
#poop story#poop#shat#shit#actual shit#shit stories#shitting in public#shitting your pants#story time#great story#cool story bro#it was quite shit#ha ha ha#i made a pun#these tags make it look like i have crippling depression#maybe i do#no i actual do#its getting deep in the tags#deep tags#it went from shit to deep real quick#oh God what if he finds this#poor him#that day must have been SHIT#I made another pun#please kill me
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Do it for...Keemstar
Ponochio with the shit hair
#boi#you fucking gay#not like its a bad thing tho#were all a little gay#but keemstar#who watches that shit man#like who does that#daniel keem#is a meme#keem the meme
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In roast war two people got...roasted
Lambchops
#somebody make it a movie#i'd watch it#i'd watch the shit out of that#sorry my language#I'd watch the hell out of that#see kid friendly#kids shouldn't be on this website anyway...#well fuck it then
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Oh we're just talking about the naked Olympics
ROOT BEAT
#WHY#WHY WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT#wtf is wrong with you#SERIOUSLY THOUGH#WHAT IT WRONG WITH YOU#well to be honest I read gay smut all the time#BUT STILL
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These people go home and practise pole dancing with there mums
Imma hit you with this bible
#true#my friend#she said this to me#and the girls she was talking about heard#and they started slagging her off#(am I aloud to say that on here?)#(I hope I am)#then she ROASTED them
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Can we off the light?
STOOPID BOI
#genuinely stupid#can't even say#can we turn off the light#it wasn't a mistake#he actually dosnt know#how to#like how stupid can you be??#stupidity is too much
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Joe! Stop giving that bottle a blow job!
JuminHanLover69
#this is another friend#shes the dirty minded one#that really like jumin Han#from some dating app#she also like anime#like a lot#she is also pretty#God my friends are so pretty#i'm the ugly friend#;-;#why#she also has no chill#like none#she beat up this fuckboi once#in front of everyone#at a train station#so much drama at my school
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tell me your worries and we'll fix them together AND BUILD A WALL
EMU
#YaS#my friends are great#and pretty#story time#I dated the person that said this#we dated for like two weeks lol#they liked me but I didn't like them in that way#but I said yes anyway because I'm awkward#they were so chill when I broke up with them tho#but now they have a boyfriend who's a dick#and is cringe#like my other friend who has this cringey emo bf#but thats for another post
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IF YOU HAVE A BATH AND CRIPPLING DEPRESSION TRY DROWING YOUR SELF IN A BATH!!!!
Lucifara
#yup#my aethetic#best advice#me af#my best friend#best quotes#so inspiring#don't get triggered#plz#only good thing on this blog#this is blog is a mess#like my life ha#ha#ha ha#i'm so funny#I'm really not#halp me#I hope no one from school finds this blog
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It was green! And she squished it!
Rocks on weed
#i don't even know#what was he talking about#I just walked past and I heard this#oh God#was he talking about boogers#wtf#please no#these are my friends#I'm literally so confused#my blog is a mess#I'm talking things people say and putting them onto a tumble blog#this is my life#why#do I have meaning?#why is this a thing#why do we breath#existential crisis in the tags
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I pray to the slushy. The slushy is my Lord.
BOMB ASS QUEEN
#no she is the only one is like#I don't even talk to her#class Queen#but seriously#this is stupid#slushy religion#oh God this is offensive#people are gonna get triggard#please don't hate me#i didn't say that#don't get triggard#did i spell that right#halp
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