instantezra
instantezra
do i seem anxious to you?
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mads (she/they) // 27 // part astrophysicist, full-time idiot // midwesterner with rockstar brainrot ✌️// caravel and indigo streak believer
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instantezra · 1 hour ago
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okay tumblrinas i am going to NYC soon and will have two (2!!) whole days to solo explore!! my current plans are:
see a Broadway show (this is up to my 62 yo mom unfortunately)
Statue of Liberty/Ellis Island (also mom choice)
Hayden Planetarium (new Pedro show!!!)
Solo day at The Met (i love an art museum)
Central Park feat. Strawberry Fields
NBC Studio Tour in hopes to see Studio 8H
im gonna also try to visit some vampire weekend references spots but if anyone has any recs and hidden spots they love pls share!!!
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instantezra · 2 hours ago
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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-
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instantezra · 5 hours ago
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pros of new short hair: learning how to style it in fun new ways!!
cons of new short hair: realizing to keep this up i'm going to need to pack so many more things for my NYC trip
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instantezra · 7 hours ago
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losing it at this photo of the counts puppet not being used. literally he looks like hes just taking a nap on set or something
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instantezra · 7 hours ago
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instantezra · 9 hours ago
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They're not lesbians!!
idk what this is referring to but yes they are
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instantezra · 20 hours ago
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"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it
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instantezra · 23 hours ago
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can you fucking imagine
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instantezra · 24 hours ago
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chappell was right it's like 199 degrees
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instantezra · 1 day ago
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Superman (2025) aka bisexual panic occuring in real time in a movie theater
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instantezra · 1 day ago
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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.
So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.
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instantezra · 1 day ago
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well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better
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instantezra · 1 day ago
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If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess
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instantezra · 1 day ago
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Curious about people's reading preferences, reblogs for sample size are very appreciated ❤️
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instantezra · 1 day ago
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I think a lot of autistic taking-things-literally goes under the radar because what the diagnostic tests and shit ask about is not what that generally looks like in an adult and often not in kids either and much more importantly it’s not what generally actually causes problems in real life instead of being irritating for caretakers or funny to bullies or easy to diagnose
I have absolutely no issues understanding metaphors or idioms. When someone says their heart is on their sleeve they mean they’re emotionally expressive and openly display their feelings, not that they have a chunk of cardiac tissue on their shirt. I very rarely have issues with sarcasm. I sometimes have issues telling when someone who’s said something mean is about to say “just kidding”, but tbh I think that’s more on them than me.
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My grandmother asked me “Do you know when the trash was taken out last?” and I said “I think Eliot took it out yesterday” and a few hours later she yelled at me for “not taking out the trash when I asked you to” and I was like???? You didn’t ask me????
I dread filling out forms and am crap at filling out diagnostic tests or personality quizzes because there are always questions I don’t know the exact answers to (how am I supposed to know what day I got dental surgery seven years ago?) or don’t understand exactly what they’re asking or the wording’s unclear and they could mean this or the wording says this but I’m pretty sure what they actually meant was this and should I answer what they said or what they meant, and how does everyone else just whip through the form when surely they can’t know all the answers either? Does everyone else remember the day they got dental surgery seven years ago?
I get tangled up by bureaucracy because the rules on the website say that for this you need that and for that you need the other and for the other you need something else for which you need the first thing, and I go in circles for hours or days or weeks or months or years because their stated rules say there is no way to get what I need, and when I talk to somebody else they’re like “just call them?” and I’m like “how could that help? the rules say that what I’m trying to do is impossible”
And all of that? That’s how “taking things literally” ACTUALLY affects your life as an adult. It’s not “haha you think ‘getting under your skin’ means parasites”. It’s “you have real difficulty functioning in the world because everyone else is conveying things through implication and assuming that you know that rules are flexible and questions are approximate and you’re supposed to lie on job applications, and you don’t”.
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instantezra · 1 day ago
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i already wrote the whole entire fic in my head and now?? i must?? type it up in a document??? using words??? and EDIT it of all fucking things???
i cannot work under these conditions
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instantezra · 1 day ago
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saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street
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