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sometimes we (i) forgot

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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Please reblog this if fanfiction has been beneficial to your mental health.

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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.” 

Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon

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saw a woman comforting her sobbing child saying “i already told you, you have to keep looking forward, looking back just gets you hurt” and i thought she was sharing a beautiful life lesson about the importance of letting go of regret and resentment. but it turns out the kid just wasn’t looking where he was going and ran into a wall

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no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved

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“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

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Amazing dominoes structure

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If you come in you don’t have to come out

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“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

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my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

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HQ VERSION!!

Alex Hirsch hired me to edit the audio of JK Simmons reading Ford thirst comments, enjoy in its proper glory!

Also check out Alex reprising the role of Bill Cipher and sharing other cut pages in our Book of Bill podcast episode

Alternate version (with two more JK Simmons voice clips) up on our Patreon for FREE: