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hey you! we are cenobite. demon or angel? you decide!
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finally illustrated the dream i had months ago wherein some random fucking greek guy set up shop in my bathroom and started charging me to use my own fucking shower
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afraid to message someone on grindr with the name “anal creampie?” because i don’t think i could emotionally handle the rejection
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Swamp
Artist: Vincent Proce TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link
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Ripple - Grateful Dead
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crying to grateful dead because i get no ass
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And for once in my life, I turned on my radio. They were on. I decided to open up my eyes and heart to it.
And then Anthony Kiedis said "give it away give it away give it away now." That rock- that rocked my world.
Earpiece: Uhh, Phil? Are you going to give the endorsement?
I mean, to be honest with you? I don't think I know if Paul Walker or Ryan Dunn was going faster at this point. They are both dead, what does it matter? Why does it keep me up? Was a stunt driver going faster, or was it a stuntman? My wife fucking hates it.
Earpiece: He's gone rogue. Activate operation "Kill Phil."
**Brap**
I have to go bathroom.
*Cheering*
(unintelligible)
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bidets rule sometimes i got stoned and just blast my hole with cold water for no real reason
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Dragon Fodder
Atarka goblins meet their demise as readily as their Temur counterparts did, but usually under big, winged shadows.
Artist: Volkan Baǵa TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link
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