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two pieces of kind of obscure baltoy merch i own. the mega bloks baltoy and the mighty beanz baltoy. i call them bloktoy and beantoy
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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm
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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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we need to bring back vintage swimsuits but specifically mens swimsuits


make 👏 men 👏 wear 👏 hotpants 👏 and 👏 onesies👏 again 👏👏👏
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Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract. And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.
So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.
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for a hot second there i forgot the t in "tboy" doesn't stand for testosterone and then i had to wonder why the equivalent for trans girlies isn't "egirl"
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