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"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that
Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable
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Not feminist as in "women should be included in the draft" but feminist as in "being drafted is a violation of bodily autonomy for any gender".
The draft should not exist. Drafting people into the military is a violation of human rights. You should not be able to force someone to risk their life. If you can't find enough people who care about a conflict to keep it going then it simply shouldn't keep going. You can't even force someone to donate a kidney using government power, why the fuck can you force them to donate their whole body and life to a cause they don't agree with or don't care about?
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"competition" doesn't always mean "opposite"! Surely some company who's not big oil also needs ecologists, right?
What’s the equivalent of a getting a revenge body for breaking up with your career?
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my 5 year plan is to genuinely just have a good day
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it's not glamorous, but it's also not honest work, and nobody needs to do it
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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.
Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."
#I mean my official plan is my niece and nephew#because they're the closest I have to someone#who's legally obligated#but also#I'm at the older end of my friend group#and many of my friends do have/are having kids#I'll be fine#someone will check on auntie ann once in a while
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Guys, I swear I'm a fitblr...
I sprained my ankle about a month ago, definitely the worst sprain I've ever had. And I've sprained a lot of ankles. I mean, I guess really only my two ankles, but like, I've sprained them both a lot. Anyway, a month-ish later and the bruising is almost entirely gone, the pain is minimal, and the swelling and stiffness are much improved. No way I could run on it yet, but I did walk a couple miles at lunch today (for my stupid mental, and physical, health). That was a couple hours ago and it still feels... pretty good? I'll keep doing that until it loosens up even more.
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Hey, for the record. This isn't my endorsement of treating "felons" like shit. Its bullshit that Canada has a blanket ban on anyone with a felony conviction. I think it's bullshit that the US has so many "felons". I think it's bullshit that felonies are a thing.
This is merely an expression of my wish to see trump get treated the same way that the rest of us are treated for once in his fucking life, and not get special treatment from every fucking establishment in the goddamn world. Our punitive, carceral system isn't going anywhere any time soon, I just think it would be funny to see him treated the same way anyone else would be.
Dont fucking @ me because I kinda want to see him dragged through the same shit everyone else goes through.
#all of this#Canada should let felons in#but since they don't... and he's a felon...#if my friend has to get hassled every time she crosses the border#because she and her uncle have the same gender neutral name#and he has a criminal history#and it takes like half an hour every time#for them to notice that she's 30 years younger and not the same gender#a 34 time convict should be turned away immediately
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#my friends are in a band#they have a song called Chinese Takeout#blah blah blah... “eating Chinese takeout with the baaaand”...#it never even occurred to me that it was anything but joyful#I need to relisten to that now#or ask them if they were depressed when they wrote it
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i cant quit tumblr because i get good life advice from other maladjusted adults on here
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