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let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

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my review on life so far:

★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

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that’s ridiculous

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Men of the world need to be more like Jake Peralta

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have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets?

because

they’re

great

full album here

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I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

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You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

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Unfortunately I like men

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