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Bae: Hey, come over! Me: I can’t, I’m in east Germany. Bae: But my parents aren’t home. Me:
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you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
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the clock strikes midnight. all americans begin to morph into their true form.

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all i really want from my life is a legitimate reason to pin a bunch of photos and newspaper fragments on a huge cork board and connect them with long strings of yarn
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every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now
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Happy fourth because im gonna be asleep before it happens here in LA
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There is no friendship stronger than those forged in the weeaboo years.
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