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Found important lore on tiktok of all places
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i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion
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fatui diluc gets bitches
And kaeyas one and only fatui boyfriend keeled over somewhere
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As someone who has organized a gangbang, it is SO HARD to Wrangle People towards the sexy parts and away from the crafted table of snacks which just so happens to be in front of your book shelf and OMG you have THIS gaming System?? That was Kickstarter exclusive! Like, no. Stop. Please return the game book to the shelf and remove your clothes. Please?
well thank god it's not just me
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liberal thom yorke: lets all radiohead to the polls !!!!
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H2O just add water but it's 40 year old office worker Dave
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did you guys see the poem from a couple of days ago in poetry dot org’s daily poem it was so good and a treat to read
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Favourite part of The Murderbot Diaries is whenever someone suggests killing all humans and Murderbot’s immediate reaction is “umm who would make soap operas for me to watch if we did that though”
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i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today
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FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
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69 cities in the united kingdom and forty seven thousand pubs
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blocked. and i hope the headcanon you hate becomes popular and is considered canon by most of the fandom.
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TikToker @bdylanhollis exuding Chaotic Pre-Serum Steve Rogers energy.
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