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     ((Okay, finally logged onto this account on the new computer! If you are interested in a thread with me hmu friendo ♥ I’m probably not going to keep my old threads since they are so old I can’t remember when they took place, but I’m always available to start a new one!))

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bionic-sights:

‘No, Rick. No, I’m not,’ is what she didn’t say, 'I’m about to go on my last foray into the unknown, in an attempt to commit proverbial suicide. I’m nervous and I’m scared and I know I probably won’t come back from it. And I’m terrified that if I fail, she’ll come for you next. And Jaybird. And Rickie, and Morgane and… That other Rick, and.. Fuck, I know too many of you… and …and I don’t know how to tell you because I don’t… I don’t know if you’ll care or not.’

She shook her head and hugged him still, “Of course I’m alright, duh. That’s just, just because you’re dumb. Of course people miss you. Dummy!” She blew a raspberry in his face, giving an obnoxious little giggle.

   He blinked slowly, eyeing her for a moment--the gaze narrowing slightly when she called him dummy, “ You’re calling the-the universes’ smartest being a--urrppp--a dummy?” A snort came out of him, “You function without alcohol about as well as I do--well--urrpp--actually worse.”

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    Rick glanced at her, a perplexed expression on his face, “Uhhh, you alright?” This action wasn’t exactly what he expected, especially since she didn’t smell of alcohol, “Nobody really mis--urrppp--misses me.”

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((Literally gave myself a headache from having a mighty need to play a game and being pissed at myself because I can’t bring myself to try the public queue on the game. Ah life is fun. I’ll do stuff/replies on here once it calms down))

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"Guess who's joining the hug train? Me!" Diane virtually toppled on top of Rick.

    “WOAH!” Rick barely had a chance to grab hold of Diane before they both toppled over on the floor, “More warn--urrpppp--warning, seriously!” 

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"Rick!" Amelia is happy to see you! She runs at him and wraps her arms around him for a hug. [bionic-sights]

    “Woah, wo–urrppp–woah, Amelia: give me a-a little more of a warning before you jump me next time!” 

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"You...You ruined my lungs! I've been practically hacking up my diaphragm for weeks because of your crazy stunt!"

    “Oh here we go,” the scientist rolled his eyes, “Listen bu–urrpp–buddy, not my fault all of yo-you assholes decided to go after the most dangerous and intelligent man in the whole universes and expec–urrpp–expected to get out of it alive.”    “Y-you’re lucky I don’t push you off your–urrpp–your little high chair again.”

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    “Huh. . . Now I feel like going to get one- of-of those--urpppp--those flavored ice slushees.”

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I drink to forget but I always remember

Mary Christiansen probably (via nomnombluey)

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    ((Hey, ummm not quite dead but feeling pretty dead emotionally. I’m going to be spending a lot of time with my cat since well. . . don’t know how much longer she’ll be around. So. . . yeah, sorry about that))

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mortiifxed:

“W-what is what Rick? Why do you—— uh.. It’s when you, when.. shipping is when you. Isn’t it when you mail something?”

     “That’s what--urppp--what I-I thought it was, but apparently it-it’s not! It’s something to do with two people. That--urppp--that’ fucking way also involves two people. You can’t just fucking ship a box to-to nobody! There’s got to-to be some place at least to receive the thing on the other side!”

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     ((HEY! I’m a bit more alive now! Got the testing done for my ADHD stuff so I’ve got a call tomorrow for follow up questions with the person, AND I get to make another call about a job offer so things are actually looking up!       I think I have pretty much lost the threads I had on this blog and Evil’s blog so please forgive me for that! If you want to strike up a thread with me on this blog or Evil’s blog don’t be afraid to send something in! Due to still having focus issues (and my muse a bit stronger for rping on my two newest blogs--you can ask for them if you want, but they aren’t RnM related) I’m going to be a bit limited on how many threads I’ll be taking up for both Rick and Evil, but we’ll see how things go <3))

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    Sleep is for the weak--only reason you can’t stay up is because your fu--urpp--fucking father would bitch at me again because you’re falling asleep i-in your cereal. I-I don’t want to deal with that shit.

@intergalactic-criminal says I can’t stay up late while he stayed up till 7am

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tagged by Stolen from: @lcftbchind-grandmothcr tagging: DO IT

REAL NAME: not telling NICKNAMES: Purple, Fallen SEXUALITY: asexual (panromantic) PRONOUNS: They/them, she/her ARE YOU A MORNING PERSON?: FUCK THE MORNING WHEN SWIMMING, DO YOU PREFER TO DO IT IN THE OCEAN, OR IN A LAKE?: neither, I don’t like the chance of something biting me--I prefer a swimming pool ANYONE YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET IN REAL LIFE?: OH BOI DON’T GET MY STARTED ANYONE YOU HAVE MET IN REAL LIFE?: I have a few friends on my main blog that are friends from high school, other than that nope WHEN DID YOU FIRST JOIN?: January of 2013 with my personal blog YOUR CURRENT ACCOUNT?: HAHA so many. This one, @evilneverfeltsoalive, @sealteamricksfinest, @rickinthedark are my Rick n Morty blogs, then I’ve got @animaexignis, my personal @fallencellist, @underneaththenightsdisguise (The lovely Reaper boi), and a few others that I haven’t used much--and soon another one LOL BECAUSE NO SELF CONTROL ANY PEEVES?: people chewing with their mouth open, text talk aloud/in rps, people who make assumptions based on one thing, characters being reduced to something they are not in canon, a few other ones that I can’t recall UNPOPULAR OPINION: Eh I won’t talk about them DO YOU EASILY GET JEALOUS?: Eh, it’s more I’m semi-insecure so I more see that it’s my problem not jealousy DO YOU EASILY GET ANGRY?: Nope--it takes a lot to piss me off, but if you do watch out ARE YOU EASY TO CHEER UP?: Eh certain things will cheer me up easily but it depends on how down I feel ARE YOU GOOD AT HIDING YOUR EMOTIONS?: Depends WHAT’S THE VERY BEST WAY TO CHEER YOU UP?: Talk ships/lore with me, show me Dachshunds ARE YOU CURRENTLY IN A RELATIONSHIP?: Yes~ <3 I have a wonderful and amazing gf that I love so much DO YOU CURRENTLY HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE: Well yes, my gf IF YES, MIGHT THAT SOMEONE BE READING THIS?:   Probably not--she’s not really into RnM so she doesn’t look at this blog DO YOU KISS ON THE FIRST DATE?: Technically haven’t had an actual date, and I’ve never kissed anybody, so that tells you the answer DO YOU PREFER GOING OUT, OR STAYING HOME, WHEN IT COMES TO DATES?: I kind of prefer staying home--it’s a more comfortable atmosphere for me FAVORITE DRINK:  Cranberry apple cider--love that shit FAVORITE FOOD:  Don’t really have a favorite food, but I do like Grilled Chicken Parmigiana 

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    ((DID SOMEBODY SAY PETS?! -presents the three cute fluffballs: fuzzbutt, bubutt and wigglebutt that I have to live with-))

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jeff-the-gnome-king:

[[I wish i could boast the same. I’ve legit been hearing fireworks since like may. Yesterday, the church near my home was doing fireworks! I was like DIsneyLand!]]

    ((I’ll come there and kick some butts for ya--it’s just not okay to be doing that SO LONG before the day--it’s not even legal in some places to shoot off fireworks. Like most places here in Colorado it’s illegal AND THEY JUST DON’T GET IT))