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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.
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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One
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you have encountered a group of trilobites! reblog to help them on their journey
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Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.
If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.
If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.
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i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office
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I’m so sorry, but this just looks like a rip from a rap video.
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been getting really into rockhounding lately and the subreddits are great

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The funny thing about re reading httyd is knowing the books start off silly and goofy but knowing that they get darker and darker and at some point i will probably bawl
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I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping
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the brass ring of unimaginable swag, 2025
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sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense
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“is that jean grey?” -my friend when I showed them this
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my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me
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reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out
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